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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6807 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
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