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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4014 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 9660 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
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