Minecraft SMP: Three DUIs and a Creeper

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates? Well, look no further because we’ve got it all!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether three DUIs should result in a prison sentence or just a really long timeout in the corner.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more laughs than a stand-up comedy show, and more chaos than a chicken jamboree. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Farms Harvested:	467
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mines Excavated:	4308
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	72
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Void Gems Collected:	34
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Star Shards Collected:	225	Dragon Eggs Found:	9894
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchantments Applied:	273
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Dragon Eggs Found:	3380	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	7381	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Towns Built:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	720

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Star Shards Collected:	81
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8110
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.