Minecraft SMP: Three DUIs and a Creeper

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates? Well, look no further because we’ve got it all!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether three DUIs should result in a prison sentence or just a really long timeout in the corner.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more laughs than a stand-up comedy show, and more chaos than a chicken jamboree. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Junior Kodaks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Kodaks SMP! Kodaks SMP is a community focused server that focuses in economy and no griefing. Both Java and Bedrock players can join. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	178
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	582	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Enchantments Applied:	68	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.