Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3717	Alien Abductions:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	580	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4477
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Animals Bred:	130
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	995
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Mines Excavated:	4201	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	9089	Magic Items Found:	6695
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	102	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Farms Harvested:	577
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Star Shards Collected:	170	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Towns Built:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	113	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.