Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minezgenz not owner

hi its a gens server i am not the owner.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ourcraft

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

Faction server with a plot twist, obsidian has physics and there are new weapons and explosives. Without pay to win, the ranks are completely aesthetic.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PoliceCraftSurvival

Survival

A fun minecraft server to play with your friends!

You can do whatever you want. There aren’t really any big rules exept don’t hack, spam in chat, or doing anything that you should be punished for.Basic hacking such as x-raying, pvp, or movement based hacks (flying, slowfall things like that are movement hacks)

Spamming in chat

Saying or doing inappropriate things.

Advertisement (Things like your youtube channel or another server being spammed in chat, but it’s ok to say to your friends something on the lines of, “hey do you wanna play on this other server called _____? I’m getting a bit tired of this one.”)

Cyberbullying (bullying online)

Saying hurtful and/or not nice things in chat to people (things like, “ur ugly”)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ZephCraft

Survival, Vanilla

ZephCraft is a family friendly, builder friendly semi-vanilla server. We use epic terrain generation and love the survival aspect of the game. Come join our community today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	86
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DeadBlood

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

—[ Dead Blood ]—

Version: 1.8.x / 1.9.x / 1.10.x / 1.11.x / 1.12.x / 1.13.x / 1.14.x / 1.15.x Modality:

– Survival

Important information:

This Survival has fewer power limitations that the vanilla one would not have. Example: When you kill a hostile mob you have a chance of giving you an armor part or tool with sockets or enchantments. For a long time you will be able to face “Bosses” who will give you essences with which to improve your equipment. Enter the server to discover more things. And try our great DeadPass.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Zombielandmc

Auction, Crates, Player Warps, Survival, Zombie Survival

Hello! We’re a brand new SMP/Semi-Vanilla server looking for players. We’re ran by a server owner veteran and we aim to make a fun unique experience! We offer custom levelling for mobs, AuctionHouse and a lot more! We’ve decided to open an open beta for everyone, so come check us out!

Note: We use Tissou’s Zombie Pack to make zombies more immersive. It is optional however.

Note: ALL hostile mobs except zombies and nether mobs are disabled. You can trade rotten flesh for various items at spawn.

Features:

– /sethome and /home

– AuctionHouse and PlayerWarps (beta)

– Levelled Mobs

– Custom spawn area with vendors, crates

– Custom RTP system

– Zombies drop crate keys

And more!!!

Seasons:

We plan to switch out maps every 6 months. This may change based on user feedback though. Come join us!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CoinMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

CoinMC Skyblock – Fun Events – Paypal Rewards – Custom Enchantments – Competitive Skyblock – Always something to do – Tokens and Money – Envoys – Need Staff

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7409
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Jay 3zee

Active

Server IP: jaybhaiya_yt.aternos.me:44129

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Onxx

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft server built to please its players. Come play on our Semi-Vanilla server, where survival is fit to every players needs, we hear you and we got it done! Join and enjoy our custom plugins filled with amazing feature to make your gaming experience a memorable one!

Ever miss the old minecraft pvp/hitting mechanics? Well on our server we bring you back to the 1.7 pvp/hitting mechanics so killing mobs and pvping got alot more interesting.

We have a friendly community and active staff Members/Owners. Come on join us and be part of the Family!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Darkzonemc

MCMMO, Minigames, Multiplayer Survival, Pve Survival, PvP, smp

We are a SMP/PVP/MiniGame Server with a new twist on how we do things.We have custom items and cool gear to play with that players can all earn by voting or simply playing on the server.We have DarkZones which is areas where players who are playing survival can enter into a PVP world and the only way out is to extract with timers. But beware players can raid and steal from you while you are in the DarkZones.Rare custom loot with 3d models and textures with high end premium plugins like AdvancedEnchantments,Battlepass,Casino,Guilds, and many more!We offer a rich complex admin team with over 30 years combined of running and managing a community. We are all in our late 20’s and still able to make this a fun enviroment for all ages.Come join us and find out can you survive a DarkZone.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VigridrMC

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

](BRAND NEW SERVER AS OF 5/1/2020) *VígrídrMC tries to imitate classic HardcoreFactions with Anarchy. FEATURES: -MC 1.8 LEGACY PVP -DEDICATED 24/7 PREMIUM SERVER HOSTING FOR NO LAG -Hardcore Factions -Raiding -Griefing -TNTable Obsidian (Durablity 10) -Blocks TNTable underwater (with more durablity) -Auction House -Disabled ChorusFruit, ShulkerBoxes and EnderChests -Enemies can open containers in your claimed land -Creeper Eggs

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	434040

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PlayBoxxClans

Factions

Brand new server offering tons of opportunities and freedom. Experience our server with clans, shops, crates, ranks, and more today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Immortal factions

Factions, Jobs, MCMMO, PvP, Quests

WELCOME TO IMMORTAL FACTIONS!!!

From 1.8 to 1.19.4, the ip is: immortal-factions.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/fksyjJSy6z

This server is a fresh start for everyone and have amazing perks and fun things to do 🙂

Join this beautiful community now!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dolly Server

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Free server. Invite your friends to get together and get along!But be ware, it is not permeted hack at the risk of getting banned forever.I hope you have fun, enjoy!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Planet Danet

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Planet Danet is an RPG-like survival server taking place on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Enjoy dungeons, quests, spells, abilities, a custom storyline, and much, much more! Whether you want to build and survive with a close-knit community or, fight monsters on your quest to learn the story, there’s something for everyone on Planet Danet. Join today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.