Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	6102	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ores Mined:	4667	Void Gems Collected:	38
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
New Chunks Explored:	225433	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchantments Applied:	66	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	247084	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	8619

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8295

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Farms Harvested:	247	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!