Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

L&N Craft | Vanilla+ SMP | Read Description

Qol, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaish, Vanillasmp, Vanillasurvival

L&N Craft

We strive to be a small, tight-knit community made for long term building with player–based resets. Along with a strict interview process for our new players, ensuring they are in agreeance with our rules and would be a good fit to our community. This is an 18+ server for all the people out there who want a more mature space to make jokes, be comfortable, and fit in.

Vanilla+

Our server has a few quality of life plugins for the comfort and freedom of our players that do the following:

– Check amount of bees and honey in beehives

– Turn item frames invisible and you can open chests through them

– Right-click to harvest crops

– Leaves decay much faster

– Removes the “Too expensive” message on anvils

– Have custom tags when you donate/get recognized

– A few more!

How to Join

First join our discord where you’ll be prompted with our rules, then go on to an interview request form. Upon acceptance with that you’ll have a required voice interview with one of our staff members who will then review your answers and appropriately move you on from there.

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/2QN27CCH86

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeClash Cobblemon [Fabric 1.20.1] – The Cobbleist Cobblemon Experience!

Cobblemon, Other, Pixelmon, Pixelmonreforged

Welcome to **PokeClash**! We are a server that wants to blend cobblemon and minecraft survival while adding fun things to do over the top! We are a small time venture. We are open to the public! Join the discord to get updates!

Server Version: **1.4**

**Features**

– Non-PTW– In Game Rankup (and Donation Ranks if you want them)– Jobs– Minecraft Task Quests– Shopkeepers– Land Claiming and Homes– Gravestones – Tokens that protect your inventory if you die– Fakemon Spawns– WonderTrade!– Pokemon Trading– Pokemon Fishing – Fish up different Rarity Pokemon and treasures!– Fish Up Pokemon to battle or catch!– New Resource World planned every week (never run out of resources)– Custom textures and blocks– Emotes, Balloons, Hats, backpacks and other cosmetics!– parties and friend lists!– and more to come!

Discord: https://discord.gg/pokeclashModrinth Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemonCurseForge Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pokeclash-cobblemonTechnic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon.1961440

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftDem Heartz

Adventure, Disney, Finalfantasy, Kingdomhearts, Other

Welcome to CraftDem Heartz!!!

This isn’t your typical space traveling Kingdom Hearts adventure. What if when exiting the door of Traverse Town, there was grass and trees? Continue exploring while fighting off heartless and other familiar creatures till you come across… a Chocobo Farm? Agrabah? or even Balamb Garden? Yes, you will find these and many more locations from Kingdom Hearts/Disney/Pixar/Final Fantasy that you can visit on foot(or mount) in this custom made map.

Currently whitelisted while we build. If you would like to help, please reach out. Terrain could use some love and constantly adding builds. We will also need a large variety of models for mobs, gear, furniture, etc. The focus is the builds but music/sound creation and extra minds to bounce story ideas would be nice too.

Discord: https://discord.gg/296h8CRxYS

History debrief:

This has been an ongoing project of mine for a few years now that I have originally planned out close to a decade ago. Over the past 4 years, we have gone through several obstacles and had originally been set up with the intention of using mods and the kingdomkeys mod(highly recommend trying out) but with mods progressing at diff levels, it made it difficult to create this vision. So we went with plugins and resourcepacks which also means creating everything from scratch(weapons, mobs, leveling system, etc.) but it is soo worth it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	6135
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4354
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Black Hole SevTech

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Fresh SevTech Ages Anarchy Server 3.2.3 No Discord, we use Telegram https://t.me/+tgRHcDaarmY3NmMx Administrator contact https://t.me/sonomukashi 5.161.79.119:25566 CPU: AMD EPYC (4) @ 2.445GHz Memory: 3.5GB Disk: NVMe 160GB Download 3Gbps Upload 2Gbps

Please note the information here may not be up to date and its best to join the Telegram group to stay up to date

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Web_

Factions, Prison, Vanilla

Project Eden is an Old-School Non OP Prison. Work your way through four wings, each with their own unique ecosystem , loot table, and design. Work hard and gather resources, or use brute force and trickery to rob from those honest few. No matter the strategy, you’ll have to form alliances if you wish to feel truly safe.

C-Prisoner- Fresh out out the cyropod right into an alien planet, this is your first step to see if you will earn your freedom, or toil away incaptivity.

B-Prisoner – You’ve proven yourself capable and have begin to make a name for yourself. Finally, you can assert some “authority”

A-Prisoner- You’ve seen many shapeless nights, the chaos on the enclosure is routine to you now, in fact your starting most of it. Here you should have strong alliances made and rivals to target.

Elite-Prisoner- You are the Apex Predator of this Ecosystem, will you control your turf with approachable business, or cutthroat schemes. Freedom is almost in sight.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8063
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

pinecraftequestrian.com

Cross-Play

This server is pinecraftequestrian for horse lovers. It is for my granddaugter to play her games on Mindcraft.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BoredomMC

Survival, Vanilla

Boredom MC is a private/whitelisted vanilla gameplay SMP server focused on keeping Minecraft the way it’s meant to be played. We now only accept players that are 17 years of age, or older. We have a dedicated staff team and an amazing community of tightly-knitted players who make this an experience to never forget. Don’t hesitate to become a part of our amazing, and active community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Nexus Anarchy | 1.20x | BRAND NEW | Join Today!

2b2t, 2b2tclone, Anarchy, Brandnewserver, Hacking Allowed, Norules, Survival

Experience the chaos of Nexus Anarchy, a Minecraft server where there are no rules and hacking is allowed. With no staff to enforce any regulations, players are free to explore and create their adventures. Join our brand new server that opened on 1/16/24 and enjoy the 24/7 gameplay at nexusanarchy.minecraftserver.us

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO |

120server, dnd, Dungeons, Dwarf, Elf, Factions, FANTASY, Fantasyrp, Guilds, Kingdom, Lgbt, Lgbtfriendly, Lore, Magic, MCMMO, Medieval, Medievalfantasy, Nowhitelist, PvE, Quest, Roleplay, RPG, Rpserver, Shop, smp, Spells, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Vampire

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO | Minecraft Server

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft.

Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !

Everyone will be able to find their purpose on KeyCraft, you just have to unlock your potential!

Java IP: keycraft.mcserver.us

Key Features

Tablist for added

How does KeyCraft differ from other servers?KeyCraft is Non-Whitelisted, but strictly 13+, younger players are encouraged to join when they’re older! KeyCraft also features multiple ways for the players to shape the world, whether that’s through Guild Favor, Build requests, or Player Events, the world is in your hands!

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO | Minecraft Server

Where to Find usKeyCraft Official Discord Group!KeyCraft Official Wiki Page!KeyCraft TikTok Account!KeyCraft InstaGram Page!

KeyCraft Patreon!

Feel free to check us out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Aurkana

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Aurkana! A friendly community server with a Minecraft experience unlike no other. We offer a Semi-Vanilla game-play along with many features to enjoy with your friends or our community! Heres what we offer for you:

– Grief Prevention/Claiming so that your builds are fully protected from any other players unless granted permission from you!

– An economy! We offer jobs that pay you in-game for just doing things you would regularly do in the Minecraft game; Exploring, Mining, Hunting, etc. With the economy you’ll have access to the /shop to purchase a few of the necessary items you may need/want in-game!

– PlayerWarps! You’ll be able to create your own warps in order for other players to visit/teleport to your builds/shops!

– Pets! Everyone on the server is allowed to obtain any mob pet on the server, this includes pets with their own skills such as Pvp, Riding, Farming, etc! Just hold a lead in hand and kill it with that and boom its yours!

– PVP toggling! No more having to worry about other players trying to Pvp you. By default it is toggled off.

Playtime ranks! The more you play the higher you’ll rank up!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5766	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	171
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DARCRAFT

PvE, Survival, Whitelist

Darcraft is a kind of nightmare difficulty true survival! If you are looking for a challenge not far from vanilla – this server is for you. We have active Admins and we use whitelist so there are no trolls on our server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

insanenetwork

KitPvP, Survival

Minecraft Best Survival Network Shop Ranks Crates etc. 24/7 Supported Make sure to vote us If you need any help so join our discord

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Animals Bred:	164	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BeastMC

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

A new, custom minecraft server! Online staff, a nice community, and more. Join now to get a wonderful experience with gamemodes like uhc, practice, and kitpvp!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vervain’s Arcadia – HermitCraft SMP, Survival, Creative, Mini-games + Close Community, LGBTQ+ and Allies, 18+ [1.20.1]

Adult, Adults, Armorstandeditor, Bisexual, Dynmap, Gay, Headdatabase, hermitcraft, java, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, Mature, Mobheads, Nochatreports, PvE, Shoppingdistrict, smp, Streamers, streaming, Survival, Trans, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

Searching for a relaxed, friendly mature group who enjoy vanilla survival? Want an open minded, LGBTQ+ respecting community to be yourself with? Welcome to Vervain’s Arcadia! We offer…

📢 Relaxed Discord Community: Our members are super friendly and open minded, you’ll fit right in with us! We’re social, easy going and respectful. Talk about all things Minecraft, or vent about your hobbies and real life events with others. Get that private friend group feeling in a safe and active space.

⛏️ Arcadia SMP: Our survival HermitCraft style world boasts a huge map that never resets. Visit glorious community districts, Nether roof ice roads and massive super builds! With a small selection of QoL datapacks, this server is perfect for the active builder. See our server Dynmap. Proximity voice chat available!

⚙️ Creative: Collaborate with other community members on mega builds and concepts before building in the SMP, or simply mess around and have fun with no fear of losing your hard earned items.

Our servers use CoreProtect and other plugins to ensure effortless reversal in the unlikely event of griefing. Strictly 18+, mature adults only! No crates or other p2w rubbish.

Want to learn more? Visit https://vervainglobal.com/mc to see what we’re about! – Java Edition only!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	1144	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Globe SMP S2

Survival

New season of Globe SMP! (basically World SMP S7 if ykyk)Brand new server that has had a lot of time put into it, hope you enjoy it!Basically a map of the world and you the players simulate geopolitical element of the world.YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO PLAY!discord.gg/XQVuTKumjm

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Zombie Dances:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!