Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Farms Harvested:	205	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Curce

Custom, Dedicated, Dimention, Disasters, Horror, new, Survival

Prepare to embark on an adventure filled with custom features and disasters that will challenge your survival skills to the limit.

Features

* Custom dimension* Horror focused* Custom mobs* Player shops* Disasters

And more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6702
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Athena’s Kingdoms [Custom World Generation] [Dungeons, Bosses, RPG-Items] [Pets & Mounts] [Land-Claim]

Allages, Community, Contests, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Friendly, Livemap, MCMMO, Megabuilds, Mounts, Pets, Playeshops, PvE, Quests, Ranks, Rankup, RPG, Rpgitems, Survival, Worldmap

Come join now at

iptraffic.ddns.net:8085

Java 1.20+

Looking for a long-term Minecraft home?

Here on Athena’s Kingdoms, we never reset our world.

Why? Because we LOVE building BIG.

Athena's Kingdoms [Custom World Generation] [Dungeons, Bosses, RPG-Items] [Pets & Mounts] [Land-Claim] Minecraft Server

More ranks coming soon…

All ranks are obtainable over PLAY TIME

You may also obtain addition ranks along side these, such as Donation ranks Gold, Diamond, or Emerald

or our Content Creator YouTube and TikTok ranks!

Come join now at

iptraffic.ddns.net:8085

Java 1.20+

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Carpicraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

We are CARPICRAFT, an upgradeable Survival Custom and SkyGrid server!! We have just started with the start of season 3 and we want to invite you to be part of our community!! We have: Jobs Bosses Pets Store Skygrid Own economy BloodMoon And much more!! IP: carpicraft.sv.com.ar 1.16 – 1.19.3 JAVA

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

OniCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Come check out any of our servers! They all work on a Grey-list feature, meaning you can log into the servers, move around, test the latency, and check out spawn, all without being white-listed. Once you are registered and promoted to member on our site, you can build, claim land, and use the numerous features that set us apart from other servers. If you are looking to go straight for the application page, you can find it at www.oniclangaming.com/join.

Make sure to check out our Guide to Oni, listing the rules, features, and other info regarding our servers. You can find it at www.oniclangaming.com/guide.

Use the IP(s) below to log in! OniCraft Server IP: OniCraft.OniClanGaming.com (Free to play Bukkit Vanilla) OniTech Server IP: OniTech.OniClanGaming.com (Free to play Technic Mod-Pack) Mumble IP: central1.voice.enjin.com:60645 (Free to use Voice Chat) Website: www.oniclangaming.com (Free to use WebsiteForums) Server Stream: www.twitch.tv/camtaro

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Star Shards Collected:	58	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Nova Survival

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Nova Survival is a plugin based server. Survival mechanics as well as other mechanics of Minecraft have been changed. Staff is extremely helpful when it comes to this due to the extreme content there is in the plugins we use. We look forward to seeing you come on the server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mine Mine no Mi Server

Survival

Just a mine mine no mi server. It’s run on aternos so we will have to try to keep it up as long as possible.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Vcraft enhanced survival

Survival

Come in Come all to your enhanced Survival Experience with jobs and a sustainable econ you will enjoy every aspect of this Minecraft server!! We have plugins such as gravestone so your items never despawn and your items cannot be stolen! Jobs to prop up the ever-growing survival economy and a community of family friendly Players!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Emeralds Found:	8290
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024!

Adventure, Biomes, Bosses, Brewery, Cooking, Custom, Custombiomes, Customterrain, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FANTASY, Farming, Fishing, Kingdoms, Lore, Magic, mmorpg, Nations, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Siege, Skills, Smeltery, Spells, Survival, Tannery, Terrain, Towns, Unique, Worldbuilding

The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024! Minecraft Server

Welcome to the Atlas Project!

Server Address/IP

play.mc-atlas.com

We are currently in a dev period. The server will return officially on March 16. Our Closed Beta begins on February 17. If you want more information on the server’s release, feel free to reach out to our Discord!

>> Wiki << >> Discord << >> Rules <<

“So…you have arrived upon this world of Atlas? Sadly that means your old world is no more. This new world you have washed up on has plunged into all-out war.

You are not the first refugee to be saved from destruction by the Obelisk – and you will not be the last. For fifteen years, we have been the keepers of the Obelisk, the harbingers of lost souls like you. Some have integrated into our people. Others have struck out into the harsh and brutal world of Atlas to build empires of their own. Fewer yet have succeeded.

But an evil force is gaining power in the world, threatening to undo the very fabric of reality itself. Centuries ago, the Arkayo nearly succeeded in summoning their brutal god of chaos into this world. And after all this time, hidden in exile, I fear they are close to summoning him once again.

Grieve quickly for your old world, for there is little time. We have saved you from the brink of destruction, traveler… now it is you who must save us…”

Atlas is an immersive MC experience like no other. A custom nation creation system, mixed with the rich backstory and quest progression of an MMORPG, make for a world that MC players of any style can enjoy!

Players find themselves as refugees from their ruined worlds, arriving in the world of Atlas just in time to see the resurgence of a dangerous cult, thought to be eradicated long ago. Through exploration of the unique, hand-painted world, completing the hundreds of available quests across dozens of NPC towns, and even building their own nations to compete on the world stage, players must make choices that affect their gameplay and reputation throughout Atlas and craft their own unique legacy!

Featuring a series of custom-made, never-before-seen plugins, players can do anything from discovering dozens of new ores and alloys through smelting, to training in robust schools of magic, to smuggling goods and sparking economic warfare. The possibilities are endless!

Join Atlas today and craft your legacy! Adventure awaits….

Custom and Featured Mechanics

* Found Nations and Towns.

* Player-Driven Diplomacy

* Unique Crafting Skills: Smeltery, Tannery, Brewery, and Cooking.

* Dynamic Economy.

* Custom Gear System

* Magic and Spellcasting.

* Massive Dungeons.

* Hundreds of Quests.

* Legendary Items.

* Custom Crops and Agriculture.

* Extensive Lore & RP Events.

* 100+ Unique Fish.

Admins: Ajaxan, Iyoforeayo, Tyrriel, Wizardteepot, Terryn, Aestrus, xXBelocXx

Renders: GuildsMC

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MonsterCraft

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Farms Harvested:	344	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Xylo OP Network | Hacking Allowed | Semi-Anarchy | SMP | Slime Fun |1.9+ | 1.8 PvP | No lag | Kit PVP | OP anarchy | Vanilla anarchy | No Map resets | Full size map | In-Game Shop |

18combat, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, BUILD, Cheating, Cheatingallowed, Cheats, Clan, Clans, Combat, Creative, Enchant, Enchants, Hack, Hackingallowed, Hacks, KitPvP, Network, PvP, Semianarchy, Shop, Survival, Warps, world, Xylo, Xylosmp

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17Bedrock port: 25799

Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Store: xylosmp.tebex.io

Features:

server

At XyloSMP, we strive to give you the best Anarchy experience. We are a semi-anarchy server, so that means 99% of everything goes. So, what are you waiting for!?!? Join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Emeralds Found:	2706	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PianMC

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

— PianMC Server — PianMC is a small server on which you can primarily play survival in vanilla style. But there are additional features such as money, warps, GUIs etc. In between there are always little mini-games that are preferably self-developed and invented!

(The goal of our server is to have a community – albeit a small one – that plays actively and relatively frequently on our server. It is not our intention to have as many players as possible! You can apply at any time in our forum. The template should be used! To become a team member, a Discord account and the use of Discord are MANDATORY! Everyone else is of course very welcome :D)

You can reach us for further information on Discord, in the forum or on the website: http://s.PianMC.tk/discord http://s.PianMC.tk/forum http://s.PianMC.tk/oldforum http://PianMC.tk

You can easily report players with a /ticket or on Discord.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dog lifesteal

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello my server is Doglifetake and the owner is dogteam65 We are hiring all positions We are under development

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door [Semi-Anarchy] [Vanilla] {1.19.3} {No Map Resets} {Map over 3 years old} {Bedrock Compatible}

114server, PvP, Semianarchy, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

Hello gamers,

Thank you for taking the time to read this. We have been working on A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door for over three years. The main benefits of us over other “Anarchy without hax” servers is the following:

Extremely high mob spawn

Up to 16 chunk view distance (most servers have it set to 6).

Survival spawn with no rules on what you can build, grief, or say.

No use of teleport to cheat the feel of vanilla minecraft. (no tpa, no sethome etc)

Active staff that run build events.

Automated contests at spawn to encourage people to interact. (Custom scripted my wilder0p).

Lobby where you can afk and interact with other players when you are tired of survival.

Ranks based on time played, players killed, time played without dying.

No pay to win crap in the survival world.

Server info

Host/IP: lawlessmc.com (THIS IS OUR IP, USE THIS TO CONNECT)

Discord: https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK

Running: 1.19.4

Location: Montreal, Canada

Difficulty: Hard.

Rule(s): Cheating = Perma ban, if you’re not sure if it’s cheating, it’s probably cheating.

Clients permitted: Optifine, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7196	Ores Mined:	9044
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ParrotSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The ParrotSMP is a public origins smp without any mods needed to join. On this smp, there are different origins that you can pick from at the start of the game with unique abilities. Our smp is cross-play, meaning you can join on all versions of Minecraft. There is no keep inventory when killed by a player, encouraging pvp and competition. We have a great and active community and we hope you join!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Brothercraft Network

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Survival

Welcome to Brothercraft, the network of community-based minecraft servers!

Ever played on a massive minecraft server with hundreds of people yet still felt alone? In most of the mega-servers today, there isn’t really any room for a sense of community since there are too many people. Though here at Brothercraft, we focus on the community aspect of the game: meeting new people, exploring around with friends, or even up to crazy antics – it’s all about the community.

We have the following types of servers joined in a hub: -Survival -Creative -Hardcore

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2031	Meteorites Collected:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	112	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.