Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MCBF – A Vanilla Minecraft Server

Survival, Vanilla

Visit http://rules.mcbf.pw for the server rules.

Visit our main server listing for our server description at https://minecraft-mp.com/server-s7322

Advertising on this server is prohibited.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Crops Grown:	4623	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6199	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EDEN

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

EDEN is a whitelisted, longstanding(late 2021) Hermitcraft-like server. We’re a mixture of builders and technical players with the intention of never resetting the map so people can plan long term big projects in the future. We try to leave the meta of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as reasonable possible for a public server. That means as many features from plugins you know from other servers are absent by design and wont be added, therefore there are no pay-to-win mechanics, No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome. Everything is made in survival, including the spawn area which is community-focused. Regarding updates we always will plan to update to every major release eventually and the world border will increase with each.Feature OverviewNO Warps, NO /tpa, NO homes or /backNO special pets, NO McMMO or alike, NO donation perks or any such frillsThe map will never reset, 1 world, 3 dimensionsBetter SleepingEverything is made in survival, including the spawn area etc.Lots of public farms.No for real we are a legit server. Non commercial, 100% survival, 0 calories. If you are chill check it out.https://discord.gg/93qNzEgnPR Join our Discord to apply to our whitelist following the intructions on the server-info channel.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

McGroove Unlimited

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

McGroove – Version: 1.8.x – Game mode: Survival, PVE, Normal unlimited size world. Gold Ingot Economy with Player Shops.

We tend to ban for hacking and griefing pretty strictly, so if you are wanting a safe place to build, come to McGroove. We have ways of protecting your builds, and can even undo it if people happen to break your stuff. Semi-vanilla means we don’t load the server up with unnecessary plug-ins. We have a couple plug-ins for fun things, but most plug-ins are for essential day-to-day operation, and protection from players with malicious intent. Our staff is mature, and personally analyzed by the owner, jtpatriot.

Register for free on the website to get features like the ability to set a few homes, get your build protected, and make trade shops.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Villages Defended:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GER TheGarGoyles Tafelrunde

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Since March 20th we have a new spawn that was built in the “modern” style. In addition to the portals to the various worlds and buildings, you can also find our many shops, various buildings and the shopping center. Our climbing system allows you to transport yourself, For this you have to feel/rankup certain requirements You can earn money very well through jobs/jobs and there are many ways to spend it again. You can also put your hard-earned money in the bank/bank to earn interest there. In order to ensure a good atmosphere, we ask you, Be friendly with each other and stick to the rules. Patient moderators, admins and technicians are available to answer your questions available. We hope to welcome you soon.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Gaming server

Survival

Welcome to the server! Here you can play survival with friends! play, build houses, and much more! you can also 1v1 or pvp people!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ashvale RPG

★-Ashvale RPG-★ [50+ Ranks] [No Whitelist] [Military] [Apocalyptic] [Unique Economy] [Custom Worlds] [Gambling] [SMGs] [Snipers] [Quests] [Bosses]

Old Ashvale, once a prosperous city, now lies in ruins.

It took a few mere hours for the outbreak of the deadly mutational virus dubbed ‘Z-12’ to wipe out half the population. Citizens that managed to escape the death trap fled through the Outskirts and into the wild, to form a settlement now known as New Ashvale.

The able bodied took it upon themselves to create the New Ashvale Military, the first line of defense against the onslaught of the mutation.

Thinking rationally though, the survivors know it’s just a matter of time before they’re struck down next.

As a Trainee in the New Ashvale Military, help the citizens and fight off the mutation to make your way up through the ranks, you might even become a General one day.

Don’t get your hopes up though, there’s over 50 ranks you’ll have to climb before you’re part of the elite.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

space hub smp

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

hi we are a smol server community and we wanted to give u best smp time to play 🙂 invite your friends we hav economy COME ON JOIN FAST

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8691	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

OnlineMinecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival, Towny

OnlineMinecraft (OMC) is a tight-knit community of dedicated players, mature staff, and seasoned Minecraft veterans which has been around since October 2011. We pride ourselves on maintaining an exceptional experience for all our players. We strive to have fairness, stability, constancy, and a resoluteness in our mission to provide a first-rate experience and improving our position within the global Minecraft community.

Our server recently went through a major staff and layout refresh in which we brought back Towny, Bukkit, and other Classic OMC plugins. With these we hope to rekindle the great OMC experience for old members and have a new exiting one for those just joining OMC for the first time.

About the Server: 24/7 • 90 Player Slots • No Whitelist • Towny• Bukkit • Quests • MCMMO • Custom Classes • Roleplay • Essentials • Hungergames • Donators • Voting Ranks • MultiWorld • Lockette • Economy • Ventrillo •No Whitelist •Much, Much More!

Visit our Website @ Onlineminecraft.com. Follow us on Twitter @Online_Minecrft Follow us on Facebook @ theonlineminecraft Hope to see you soon in the OMC!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Emeralds Found:	5970
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	96
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Zombie Dances:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Hell Beyond Earth

Anarchy

Join Hell Beyond Earth Today!!!

Hell Beyond Earth is an anarchy Minecraft server ran by Trust MC on Java 1.18.1 with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.

IP: hell_beyond_earth.aternos.me

The server is vanilla experience there will be no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base. Also, plugins will be getting added in the future to help stabilize the server.

The server is in the very early stages of growth as we have only started a growth plan the server will not have many players to start off with and the server may close down if no one is on it for a limit of time. If this happens just pop a little @ in the discord and the server will be fired back up asap for you. —————— About Trust MC

Trust MC is a new Minecraft Community owner by IG OpsTalk. We focus on building a wide community that hopes to open more servers with different theme types in the future.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Items Found:	4815	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FishyCraft

Fishycraft is in our third year. We have a friendly, established community and a mature staff. We are starting a fresh map for 1.7.2, come help us rebuild to our former glory again! New Guests should read the /rules to be promoted to a player.

Featuring: – Multiple Worlds – PVE Survival (NO PVP in the main world) – We’re up 24/7 on a FAST, dedicated server – Anti griefing/cheating tools – Private regions available for claiming – Player run shops and warps – Mods cannot spawn/give items – Regular building contests – Website on http://fishycraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Potions Brewed:	88
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2463

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

A Minecraft Server

Anarchy, Vanilla

This server is a new one of a kind anarchy server, powered on 1.18.1. There are no rules within the server, hack and grief all you want! Grind your way up and compete to be one of the best PVP’ers on the server. This server is brand new, so the quicker you gather items etc the more powerful you’ll become

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blockaholics

Blockaholics.org is a Survival server; to gain building rights you need to read our rules at our website here. Once done, let a staff member know and they will give you a brief quiz. Answer the questions correctly to build. Keep in mind that you will not be able to leave spawn, build, or explore until you finish this process. The server is over two years old as of July of this year and has an experienced staff to suit your needs. Just note that stuff will -not- be spawned for you if you ask. The server is Survival at heart and will be treated as such.

Our spawn area is 400×400 blocks and contains a number of resources for our players.

The community resources quarter includes a public library for enchanting, public brewhouse for brewing, public farm(with all trees and farm-able crops), portal hub, PVP/Mob battle/Pig racing/ CTF Colosseum, blacksmith shop and more.

In addition, we have a Housing district for those who like to live by spawn, a market district and a pixel art district.

The rules for the server are listed on the site, as mentioned above, and will be enforced. Breaking the rules may result in a ban without warning. Ban appeals may be made on our website, linked above, in the correct forum and using the correct template (listed in the sticky).

Coming soon: PVP/RP server, Tomahawk! Stay Tuned and we hope to see you soon!

-Blockaholics Staff.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	616	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BTECAU Vanilla

Anarchy, PvP

new vanilla open world. survival world, with no rules other than have fun.

the player limit has been set to 100 however that may be changed depending on performance

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	2459
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Raid Nation

RAID NATION

Raid Nation is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set a 3,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ShulkerVerse

Vanilla

semi vanila new minecraft server lots of fun, and if you do end up joining please let your freinds know about this server it will be lots of fun!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4827	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.