Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9678	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Love Letters Sent:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4192
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Love Letters Sent:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Towns Built:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7317
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Potions Brewed:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.