Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LifeLantern

LifeSteal

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CoralHaven

Economy, Prison, PvP, Vanilla

– Dive into the captivating world of CoralHaven! –

– Server IP: play.coralhaven.net – Visit our Store: store.coralhaven.net – Explore more: coralhaven.net – Vote for us: coralhaven.net/vote

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Items Found:	7739	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RedeFaint

Economy, KitPvP

Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Frostic MC

Survival

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	146
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	587

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	5176	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Villages Defended:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Zombie Dances:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Potions Brewed:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Void Gems Collected:	28
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	152	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mines Excavated:	1341
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	248
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9246	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	178
Players Killed by Monsters:	6009	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Towns Built:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!