Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	10	Mines Excavated:	2521
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Kiwicraft

Kiwicraft is a free build server for max of 32 people. 32 people because we don’t want it to get crowded with noobs. Owner: Parkingmeter1337 Admin: jo5h0, crdhdr. DO NOT ASK FOR OP PLEASE!!!

Thanks for playing!

Remember NO GRIEFING!! If your being or see GRIEFING please report

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

WorldCraft PvE

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

WorldCraft has recently updated some features, including it’s Voting Credit System. Vote every day and receive up to 5 wCredits, which can be spent in-game on rewards.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GhostCraft

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ores Mined:	4682
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Farms Harvested:	223

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Tomorrow Landz

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

-24/7 -Friendly Community -Survival -Grief Protection -PVP Arenas -Mob Arena -Survival Games Arena

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Byte

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Byte is a server flooding with friendly staff.In byte there are endless things to do create a town and earn residents pvp in faction world or the main world play spleef with your friends or other games like mob arena.Meet Friendly new people and enjoy your stay at byte.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Extadrium PVP

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	697

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JR Minecraft

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	124
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

PwnCraft PvP

PwnCraft isn’t your average Minecraft server. Not only being 24/7, lag-free, we also offer more than just a place to kill, raid, and build. We offer much more. Come on PwnCraft and start your unique adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

B-Craft

Welcome to B-Craft! B-Craft was founded on August 7th, 2013, by Otisdiver and Blublankie- previous owners of “Alphamine” -and we’re excited to be back in the server business. Here at B-Craft we have set up a PvP/PvE/Economy server, so that everyone can find something to do. In addition to the PvP and economy there is a mob arena set up, which can be minutes to hours of fun! (Depending on your skill level)

We hope you’ll come give us a try! s46.hosthorde.com:25645

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SocialCraft

SocialCraft is the world’s first social server! On SocialCraft, you can socialize with friends, while having tons of fun. We have mini games, cool parties, and many more awesome things.

SocialCraft is the world’s first social server! This server is meant for the players. Instead of your usual hub server, this server has mini games, and tons of cool features. You can meet other players, and have fun playing mini games. We also have plots, so you can build a house while you socialize. This server is dedicated to players having fun, while socializing, and you won’t find anything like this server.

Our IP is a one of a kind, awesome IP address. It stands for Minecraft SocialCraft US. If you haven’t already guessed it, it’s hosted in the US, so the two owners, Jake, and Willie, play on US time zones. SocialCraft is revolutionizing Minecraft servers, all over the world. We are the first, and the best social server, so be sure to log on to SocialCraft, today!

Willie and I are two friends that wanted to own a server. Our dreams started, when we launched our factions server. After we grew that, we decided we wanted to make something groundbreaking. Our solution was to make a social server. We decided to make SocialCraft. This server is a groundbreaking social server. It does something no server has ever done before. This server is for having fun, and socializing. You can meet new players, and do many awesome things. We have tons of cool plugins, and features such as, plots, mini games, and much more. Be sure to join SocialCraft, today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8807

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Maevicore hub

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Maevicore is a server that utilities a significant number of plugins in order to provide a fulfilling experience for all kinds of players – from PVP to RPG, there is something for everyone. We have an economy, protection plug-ins, NPCs, Magic, a huge adventure world filled with quests and much more! We run a no-lag, all fun server, with no white list so all are welcome!

Our Website: http://maevicore.com Our creative server: op.maevicore.com Our Host: http://www.prominecrafthost.com/clients/aff.php?aff=154 Our Website Host: http://www.enjin.com/?ref=5122077 (I would highly recomend Enjin, very easy to setup, easy to use! With a buycraft like feature for free and much much more!!! We are very happy with it!)

This server offers a unique and expansive storyline which uses the Questing system to provide both an impressive and satisfying experience!

As previously stated, we use over 55 plug-ins to provide a great experience. Our server is hosted in USA, alongside both a strong bandwidth and over 30GB RAM, so you can enjoy our server without fear of lag. We currently offer 100 slots, with the capacity to expand as far and high as we want, so bring your friends along because there is room for all on Maevi!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Zombie Dances:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MerkPvP

Join Play.MerkPvP.Com For Fun PvP,Raiding,mcMMO,Factions,Drop Parties, And Nice Staff!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Crops Grown:	9858	Dragons Tamed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NomadiCraft

Vanilla server with a nice staff and simple rules. Arena for fighting mobs, withers, players. Capture the flag. Several villages and other fun things too. Now accepting new players. Check out JustCurtisxD on Youtube for a tour.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Crops Grown:	6910	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Melancholie

Survival

Melancholie is Minecraft’s #1 Survival community. We offer Regular Holiday Events, Custom Quests, Weekly Resetting Mine World (kill the Ender Dragon Weekly), tons of Loot Crates, Lottery, Daily Rewards, Biome Portals, Active Staff, Friendly and Helpful Community, Custom Economy, Starting Money, Enderfarm XP Farm, Death Chests, Custom Items, Discord, Website and Forums and so much more!

What are you waiting for? Join Us @ Melancholie.Cubed.Pro

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FutureRealms

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

The FutureRealms Network offers a fun collection of various gamemodes. We have been online since 2013 under the name “FutureRealms”. We do allow cracked / offline mode users to join!

Our server IP is play.FutureRealms.nl or mc.FutureRealms.nl, join us now!

The gamemodes we host are: • Towny – Build your epic town with fellow players, in a peaceful environment with optional PvP! • Factions – Lead your Faction to victory with your clan mates in a hardcore PvP world! • Creative – Show your creativity in a Plot based world, with free WorldEdit for all our members! • RebelWar – Enjoy the countless hours of fighting against zombies, players with many kits to unlock!

Website: www.FutureRealms.nl Forums: www.FutureRealms.nl/forums/portal.php Teamspeak 3: ts3.FutureRealms.nl Network IP: play.FutureRealms.nl

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Endless Night Skies:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!