Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 8 Emeralds Found: 418
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Thunder Pulse Network

    Thunder Pulse Network

    Thunder Pulse Network is a survival multiplayer Minecraft server with a growing community and experienced staff members.

    Our goal at TPN is to create a fun, engaging, and rewarding server where you can play the way you want. The server features land claim to protect your builds, a robust economy to sell your items or buy from others, donor ranks, teleportation, custom decorative blocks, and much more.

    The community is active on our Discord server, forums, and social media, so you always have something to do and other players to ask questions and share ideas with. All we’re missing is you, so check us out today!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Skyblock Dark

    Skyblock Dark

    Were a brand new Skyblock server called Skyblock Dark In need of staff. Economy, Crates, and More! Vote for Keys and Rewards! [BRAND NEW]

    Plenty of challenges and quests along the way of your island to keep you busy! Chances to win money in our buycraft store at the end of each MONTH!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ores Mined: 8679

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Bedlessmc

    Bedlessmc

    BedlessMC is a high-quality Parkour, Survival, Bedwars, and BoxPVP server featuring unique content and an lovely community, friendly staff, and brilliant players like you!

    IP: bedlessmc.apexmc.co

    1.8 -> 1.20 are supported!

    » Bedwars» SkyPVP» BoxPVP» Survival» Parkour

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Void Armor Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Hostage Club

    Hostage Club

    Suvival Spanish server for Minecraft version 1.18.1 Non-premium. pvp starter kit and construction. Key to open boxes with prizes. Jobs to generate money on the server. VIP system. Shops in the SPAWN.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 29

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Pheonix Factions

    Pheonix Factions

    we are a brand new server. we are currently still in BETA but welcoming people as we go along. the server will always be updated etc and we love to hear from our players

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2808 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Divine Spears Created: 13

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • God network

    God network

    ENDERMC IS BEST INDIA LIFESTEAL SERVER..

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Minecraft 4 Nerds

    Minecraft 4 Nerds

    Minecraft 4 Nerds is a network that accommodates a community of different play styles, whether you think you got what it takes to survive the wilderness or test your crafting skills in creative mode with our relaxed permissions allowing for minimal restrictions to fully unleash crafters of all age’s imagination in the world of Minecraft.

    A friendly team of staff dedicated to assisting players if anything goes wrong and to oversee the smooth running of the server.

    Other services:

    – Our website link: https://minecraft4nerds.co.uk where you will be able to see our live map – Meet the family on our discord server: https://discord.gg/529qKTX

    We look forward to seeing you in-game.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Dream SMP

    Dream SMP

    hello pls join my server and pls subscrice to my youtube channel Legend RAFAY lets play pls join pls join pls join

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Feel chill mc

    Feel chill mc

    Grab your Friends and Join Us! Create a land of your own or with friends, engage in player versus player combat, and much more soon! The Server is Open 24/7

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Ben Minecraft Server

    Ben Minecraft Server

    Both Java / Bedrock can connect. For Bedrock, the port is 25565.

    Ben’s Minecraft Server is a Survival based Economy server which runs 24/7. Provided with huge capacity and stable network, come and express your creativity, build a farm and more now!

    Website: https://www.benwyw.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wtp85zc

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mcbenwywcom Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mcbenwywcom

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Books of Grimm MC BETA

    Books of Grimm MC BETA

    This is a 1.15.2 PvP Survival server, specifically: No-Grief PvP heavy Enhanced combat Player-driven economy Along with some other unique perks Access to exclusive markets (WIP) Leeching combat mcmmo skills Currency reward

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Mines Excavated: 3038

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Marcos army

    Marcos army

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    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Hades Labyrinth

    Hades Labyrinth

    Hades Labyrinth is a greek themes survival/prison server! We have a very kind and welcoming community that respects all players. You can buy in-game ranks for discord and the server. Enjoy playing and building! We are also constantly adding new things.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 New Chunks Explored: 984640

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Pixelmon – f2p 4all

    Pixelmon – f2p 4all

    A Free to Play PixelMon Server for all ages!

    What can we offer you?

    Completely FREE Gameplay.We run on Donations, NOT Ranks/Server ShopsKeepInventory/Peaceful Overworlds for a pure PixelMon ExperienceRegular EventsA friendly CommunityServer Economy is run by Players, not the Host!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Farms Harvested: 129

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • TheForest

    TheForest

    TheForest is a EULA-friendly economy server for players who would love something new & different when it comes to Minecraft SMP.

    Check out our website to learn more!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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