Minecraft SMP: /sqt/ StupidCraft

Minecraft SMP: /sqt/ StupidCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not steal from your neighbors, but who’s really keeping track?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. Don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own special way. And if you manage to survive the bunny onslaught, you’ll be greeted by our resident prankster who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. If you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, you’ll be set for life (or at least until you lose all your diamonds in a lava pool).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember to watch out for those killer bunnies!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Potions Brewed: 27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 173 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • NovaCraftMC.de

    NovaCraftMC.de

    Welcome to NovacraftMC.de – your ultimate city build server!

    Immerse yourself in the exciting world of NovacraftMC.de, where creative city building projects meet exciting PvP duels! Build your own city, create impressive buildings and design your own personal plot of land exactly as you imagine it. There are no limits to your imagination!

    Join today and become part of the NovacraftMC.de community! Whether you are an experienced city builder or a PvP pro, you will find your place here.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 5133
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 167 Star Shards Collected: 245
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 67
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CozySMP

    CozySMP

    CozySMP is the best free-to-play minecraft smp that provides an incredible experience to the player. it also has some plugins to make it easier for new players

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server

    ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server
    ⭐ We kindly ask the world of FlayCraft – for the skin block and the skin’s advantage to come to life with new possibilities and amazing insights!

    ? Our servers in Minecraft offer not just the game, but a more expensive experience in the enchanting world, where the warmth and wonderful atmosphere are friendly, and it’s good to check on the skin prankster. We attach special respect to the integrity, consistency and stability of all our regimes. And the axis and the stench:

    ⚡Vision: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our specialists, who are ready to help you with your skin problems. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s alarms are protected, and to further protect you from this, you can secure your own alarm with additional privacy and enjoy freedom without fear of robbery. Discover the endless mechanics, including unique robots, casinos, duels and other equally important systems, the list of which is growing every day. We are developing game mechanics in accordance with the basic principles of Minecraft, which preserves the high vanilla nature of our server. Be the awakener of the world or an important follower, creating your world together with other graves.

    ? Events: Get ready for the exciting events that take place regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to squalor and simple evenings – we always have something for the skin.

    ? Experience the power and ability to create your own unique style on our server. We’re counting on you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 252 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ores Mined: 4322 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Farms Harvested: 574 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Crops Grown: 9167 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Buildings Constructed: 13
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 New Chunks Explored: 145867
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 New Chunks Explored: 560356

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Crops Grown: 1820

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9444
    Emeralds Found: 2367 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Farms Harvested: 199 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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