Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who has the best cocksmanship in the land. Will you rise to the challenge and prove your worth, or will you be forever known as the limp noodle of the server? Only one way to find out! Join now and prepare for some seriously savage insults and even more savage gameplay.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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