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Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Votes:	1058
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crops Grown:	3579

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Towns Built:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Emeralds Found:	8964	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2991	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	742908
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Votes:	7341	Emeralds Found:	8561

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3086	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4676	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	3

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7733	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

United Crafters

apply, Builder, Community, Crafters, Discord, Explorer, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, INFORMATION, Join, new, Older, Players, redstoner, Season, Server, smp, soon, spot, United, welcome, Welcoming

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crops Grown:	1276	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	317
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

United Crafters SMP

Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!

New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.

Hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect.
What plugins does the server have?	Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server.
Is there a world reset schedule?	We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Players:	90/900	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4