Minecraft SMP: Retro Network 1976

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who has the best cocksmanship in the land. Will you rise to the challenge and prove your worth, or will you be forever known as the limp noodle of the server? Only one way to find out! Join now and prepare for some seriously savage insults and even more savage gameplay.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crops Grown:	2763
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	8116	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2291	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Void Armor Forged:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Animals Bred:	185	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Potions Brewed:	41	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CheaterBustersMC

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Void Armor Forged:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Zombie Dances:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyCrushesMC

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Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	3563	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
New Chunks Explored:	475985	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BeirutBoomCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	29
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchantments Applied:	153	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DockCraftStrike

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.