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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2677 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where you can find rare loot, but beware of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether disco party where the ghasts DJ and the piglins breakdance.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, you’re gonna need it!