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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5973 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Votes: | 7827 |
Crops Grown: | 1517 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Our main character is a college guy who is handsome and popular, but for some reason, he’s still a Minecraft virgin. He discovers that his grandpa engaged him to this promiscuous Minecraft character, and chaos ensues. Will he break off the engagement or will he give in to her Minecraft charms?
But wait, there’s more! This Minecraft character only sleeps with each guy once and avoids virgins or guys looking for something serious. It’s a wild ride of Minecraft drama and hilarity as they navigate their way through love, lust, and Minecraft shenanigans.
So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some block lag). Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!