Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Projections Made:	2	Emeralds Found:	8003
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Votes:	3745	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8085	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Villages Defended:	18

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Emeralds Found:	4949

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	119
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	22
Emeralds Found:	4045	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Crops Grown:	3591
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	171
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ores Mined:	8972

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

gsgserver.com.br

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Votes:	4000

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Crops Grown:	6420	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com