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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9120 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride with LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu are on a mission to collect every single diamond on the server. Or dive into the madness of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin are starting a llama racing league that’s taking the server by storm.
But wait, there’s more! Luxiem is home to Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino hosting a weekly fashion show for cows, while Noctyx is where Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta are building a rollercoaster that goes straight through a volcano.
Don’t miss out on the chaos of ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette and AiaAmare are starting a llama beauty pageant, or XSOLEIL, where D_Dropscythe and MelocoKyoran are creating a giant maze filled with traps and surprises.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering you cake, then definitely pay attention.
