Minecraft SMP: Nijicaust Distraction – Don’t Let It Distract You from the Fact That I’m a Creeper Magnet

Attention, buzzworthy, creeper, Distract, distraction, don’t forget, dont, fact, important, internet, magnet, Minecraft, MONKEY, News, Nijicaust, ongoing, Pekora, reminder, Shocking.., smp, social media, trending, UNBELIEVABLE, viral

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4176

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Pekora buying a monkey? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to embrace the madness. We’ve got more drama than a hololive collab and more pranks than a Kson on the loose.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base while dodging TNT traps set by your fellow players. Or maybe you’re more into exploring the vast world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs that have been turned into clowns for some reason.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant chicken will come crashing down on your carefully crafted castle or when a group of players dressed as penguins will start a dance party in the middle of a raid.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and question your sanity all in one Minecraft session, come join us on this wild ride. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos tolerance.

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	849545	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mines Excavated:	1453
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Farms Harvested:	612	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	176	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Crops Grown:	2945	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Astral Projections Made:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Buildings Constructed:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6594
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Star Shards Collected:	251	Towns Built:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Dads, Drama, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!

HeatWarsMC

Accommodation, autism, bad attitude, Boundaries, cleaning schedule, compromise, Controlling, Dismissive, DISRESPECTFUL, guilt trip, Heating, HeatWarsMC, housemate, indoor temperatures, Invasive, Temperature, thermostat, UK standard, Understanding, work from home

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Crops Grown:	3171	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Void Gems Collected:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of compromising on your Minecraft server preferences? Join our server where we have a strict 16-17°C temperature limit to keep things cool and cozy! No more unbearable heat like on other servers, we prioritize your comfort here.

Plus, we don’t use autism as an excuse to guilt trip others into getting our way. Our players are respectful and understanding, no matter what challenges they may face. Say goodbye to rude and dismissive behavior, and hello to a welcoming and inclusive community.

And don’t worry about sharing responsibilities on our server – we have a strict cleaning schedule that everyone actually follows! No more one person doing all the work while others sit back and relax. We believe in fairness and teamwork here.

So come join our Minecraft server today, where the temperature is just right and the atmosphere is always friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to leave once you experience the difference!