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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 4770 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.
Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!
We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!
But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.