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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5409 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
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And if you’re lucky, you might catch Payton trying to keep three QBs on his team, or witness Bears trading for Seahawks LB Taylor to boost their pass rush. Plus, Bears DB Coleman might make a miraculous recovery from a creeper explosion and head home from the hospital.
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