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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6645 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 65 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
