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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 7137 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9900 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!