Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1187
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

waffle&sonne minecraft Server Type: Survival IP: wafflesonne.com Server Version: 1.19.2 Java (1.9+ java and the latest version can enter bedrock; tlauncher/crack/pirate can enter) About you:kucuk survival server. It revives the free economy experience with regular spawns divided into plots, shops, and currency indexed to diamonds. There is a tournament every weekend where everyone enters alone with their own items. Some Systems on the Server: claim, economy, shop, casino, tournament, arena, pvp (item drops in pvp outside the arena), getting married, regular spawn, buying and selling real estate, cheat protection, opening boxes, various rare dragons and loot, keepinventory, hard difficulty , mcMMO (skill), trade, clan, revive, 32 viewing distance, premium can be entered without registration

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	192	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Emeralds Found:	7524

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Tico Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Juvelzone

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DevilCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to DevilCraft4: Your Minecraft RPG Destiny 24/7! Are you looking for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Do you want a server that offers excitement, economy, and a friendly community? Then DevilCraft4 is the perfect place for you!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CoralCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

CoralCraft is a SMP server running Survival, Minigames, and more coming up! Join our server to explore more about us 😀

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FNaFSisterServer

Roleplay

Help us bring back the original FSS. join the discord and let us know if you would be interested in helping us setup the server and bring it back to its former glory!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

All Games – ATM8

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its an ATM8 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some ATM8 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Two Times A Charm

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome – TwoTimesACharm Minecraft Server! Notes: Spawn Protection! Walk! Overworld and Nether: backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!) Server Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!