Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Nexus Anarchy | 1.20x | BRAND NEW | Join Today!

2b2t, 2b2tclone, Anarchy, Brandnewserver, Hacking Allowed, Norules, Survival

Experience the chaos of Nexus Anarchy, a Minecraft server where there are no rules and hacking is allowed. With no staff to enforce any regulations, players are free to explore and create their adventures. Join our brand new server that opened on 1/16/24 and enjoy the 24/7 gameplay at nexusanarchy.minecraftserver.us

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchantments Applied:	168
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO |

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KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO | Minecraft Server

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft.

Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !

Everyone will be able to find their purpose on KeyCraft, you just have to unlock your potential!

Java IP: keycraft.mcserver.us

Key Features

A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion!Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists!Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all!KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

How does KeyCraft differ from other servers?KeyCraft is Non-Whitelisted, but strictly 13+, younger players are encouraged to join when they’re older! KeyCraft also features multiple ways for the players to shape the world, whether that’s through Guild Favor, Build requests, or Player Events, the world is in your hands!

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO | Minecraft Server

Where to Find usKeyCraft Official Discord Group!KeyCraft Official Wiki Page!KeyCraft TikTok Account!KeyCraft InstaGram Page!

KeyCraft Patreon!

Feel free to check us out!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Aurkana

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Aurkana! A friendly community server with a Minecraft experience unlike no other. We offer a Semi-Vanilla game-play along with many features to enjoy with your friends or our community! Heres what we offer for you:

– Grief Prevention/Claiming so that your builds are fully protected from any other players unless granted permission from you!

– An economy! We offer jobs that pay you in-game for just doing things you would regularly do in the Minecraft game; Exploring, Mining, Hunting, etc. With the economy you’ll have access to the /shop to purchase a few of the necessary items you may need/want in-game!

– PlayerWarps! You’ll be able to create your own warps in order for other players to visit/teleport to your builds/shops!

– Pets! Everyone on the server is allowed to obtain any mob pet on the server, this includes pets with their own skills such as Pvp, Riding, Farming, etc! Just hold a lead in hand and kill it with that and boom its yours!

– PVP toggling! No more having to worry about other players trying to Pvp you. By default it is toggled off.

Playtime ranks! The more you play the higher you’ll rank up!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DARCRAFT

PvE, Survival, Whitelist

Darcraft is a kind of nightmare difficulty true survival! If you are looking for a challenge not far from vanilla – this server is for you. We have active Admins and we use whitelist so there are no trolls on our server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5211
Ores Mined:	2132	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

insanenetwork

KitPvP, Survival

Minecraft Best Survival Network Shop Ranks Crates etc. 24/7 Supported Make sure to vote us If you need any help so join our discord

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BeastMC

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

A new, custom minecraft server! Online staff, a nice community, and more. Join now to get a wonderful experience with gamemodes like uhc, practice, and kitpvp!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Vervain’s Arcadia – HermitCraft SMP, Survival, Creative, Mini-games + Close Community, LGBTQ+ and Allies, 18+ [1.20.1]

Adult, Adults, Armorstandeditor, Bisexual, Dynmap, Gay, Headdatabase, hermitcraft, java, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, Mature, Mobheads, Nochatreports, PvE, Shoppingdistrict, smp, Streamers, streaming, Survival, Trans, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

Searching for a relaxed, friendly mature group who enjoy vanilla survival? Want an open minded, LGBTQ+ respecting community to be yourself with? Welcome to Vervain’s Arcadia! We offer…

📢 Relaxed Discord Community: Our members are super friendly and open minded, you’ll fit right in with us! We’re social, easy going and respectful. Talk about all things Minecraft, or vent about your hobbies and real life events with others. Get that private friend group feeling in a safe and active space.

⛏️ Arcadia SMP: Our survival HermitCraft style world boasts a huge map that never resets. Visit glorious community districts, Nether roof ice roads and massive super builds! With a small selection of QoL datapacks, this server is perfect for the active builder. See our server Dynmap. Proximity voice chat available!

⚙️ Creative: Collaborate with other community members on mega builds and concepts before building in the SMP, or simply mess around and have fun with no fear of losing your hard earned items.

Our servers use CoreProtect and other plugins to ensure effortless reversal in the unlikely event of griefing. Strictly 18+, mature adults only! No crates or other p2w rubbish.

Want to learn more? Visit https://vervainglobal.com/mc to see what we’re about! – Java Edition only!!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Globe SMP S2

Survival

New season of Globe SMP! (basically World SMP S7 if ykyk)Brand new server that has had a lot of time put into it, hope you enjoy it!Basically a map of the world and you the players simulate geopolitical element of the world.YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO PLAY!discord.gg/XQVuTKumjm

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Eternity Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Eternity Factions where you can get no women by playing but what you can get is some cool fights and make friends and enemies. https://discord.gg/mDC5XgvpRu

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TheZoo

Survival

simple survival server with a couple unique things, please bare with us as we work on the server while its being played this server should be done within the next month. this server will be out while we work on our network so keep in mind this is a work in progress as its out right nowtesting it rn not close to finished

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

OfficialFactions

Cross-Play, Factions

An OfficialFactions server with custom plugins and daily log in rewards. Join Now! Raiding/Survival/Teams/Factions

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Emeralds Found:	1334

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Legion MC

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

We’re thrilled to announce the launch of Legion MC!

Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to bring you a premium gameplay to keep you intrigued.

In our survival server you’ll gather resources, form alliances, and earn crate keys by defeating bosses and earning in-game currency.

Unlock unique enchants, cosmetics, and ranks by purchasing crate keys and ranks from our online store. With our commitment to delivering high quality features and performance we also guarantee excellent support to our players . Our next upcoming gamemode to be released is factions so stay tuned as we introduce new features weekly and new ways to progress and make money in-game.

Join our thriving community now!

50% off all ranks and cosmetics in the store !

Store: LegionMC.tebex.io

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1275	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mine Zinho

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Mine Zinho is a Minecraft Survival server in version 1.20.4, with Grief Defender, Mcmmo, Jobs, ShopGUI, among others. Come play and have fun with us!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The MyZia SMP / Create Together!

Adult, Longterm, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

The MyZia SMP / Create Together! Minecraft Server

If you’re looking for a nostalgic longterm serveror just want visit our amazing world,you’ve come to the right place. The MyZia SMP / Create Together! Minecraft Server

We Offer:

Simple vanilla gameplay.Long term world. (No resets)Hermit-Craft-like trust system.Unique builds and projects.A growing, welcoming community.Aesthetic Features:

Improved Signs.(Click through and keep NBT)

Sit & Crawl.(Sit anywhere, or on stair-chairs. Crawl in 1×1 holes!)

Decor Heads.(Purchase over 50,000 heads for a diamond each.)

Brainer Bees.(Smarter Bee AI.)

Gardener’s Dream.(Place any plant in any pot!)

Creeper Healing.(Unwanted explosions heal.)

Double Jump.(Jump, crouch and jump again!)

Through the lily pads, gently.(Push lilypads away, instead of breaking.)

Eye Spy(More spyglass features.)

Zombie Proof Doors(Zombies do not break doors.)Background Server Features:

Whitelist Via Discord Verification(Use a simple one-time verification code to log in.)

No Chat Reports.(Players cannot report chat messages.)

Live web map.(View a world map in your browser.)

Voice Chat.(Optional using Simple Voice Chat.)Functional build protection.**

Your creations are protected by a special background block logging feature for anti-grief.

There are no land claiming features or flashy plugins.* (Build Protection includes but is not limited to: Sign Logging, Block Logging Entity Logging and Container Logging)** Player builds are not live-protected from interaction, however staff can undo grief at any time.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Gravity Labs

Anarchy, Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

This is the official server of the next generation gamer social media! Come here, and play with your friends in some of the best gamemodes you can find!

Our official websites: gamerpal.com – Gamer Pal official website. mc.gamerpal.com – Gamer Pal official Minecraft server website.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!