Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FishyCraft

Fishycraft is in our third year. We have a friendly, established community and a mature staff. We are starting a fresh map for 1.7.2, come help us rebuild to our former glory again! New Guests should read the /rules to be promoted to a player.

Featuring: – Multiple Worlds – PVE Survival (NO PVP in the main world) – We’re up 24/7 on a FAST, dedicated server – Anti griefing/cheating tools – Private regions available for claiming – Player run shops and warps – Mods cannot spawn/give items – Regular building contests – Website on http://fishycraft.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

A Minecraft Server

Anarchy, Vanilla

This server is a new one of a kind anarchy server, powered on 1.18.1. There are no rules within the server, hack and grief all you want! Grind your way up and compete to be one of the best PVP’ers on the server. This server is brand new, so the quicker you gather items etc the more powerful you’ll become

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blockaholics

Blockaholics.org is a Survival server; to gain building rights you need to read our rules at our website here. Once done, let a staff member know and they will give you a brief quiz. Answer the questions correctly to build. Keep in mind that you will not be able to leave spawn, build, or explore until you finish this process. The server is over two years old as of July of this year and has an experienced staff to suit your needs. Just note that stuff will -not- be spawned for you if you ask. The server is Survival at heart and will be treated as such.

Our spawn area is 400×400 blocks and contains a number of resources for our players.

The community resources quarter includes a public library for enchanting, public brewhouse for brewing, public farm(with all trees and farm-able crops), portal hub, PVP/Mob battle/Pig racing/ CTF Colosseum, blacksmith shop and more.

In addition, we have a Housing district for those who like to live by spawn, a market district and a pixel art district.

The rules for the server are listed on the site, as mentioned above, and will be enforced. Breaking the rules may result in a ban without warning. Ban appeals may be made on our website, linked above, in the correct forum and using the correct template (listed in the sticky).

Coming soon: PVP/RP server, Tomahawk! Stay Tuned and we hope to see you soon!

-Blockaholics Staff.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BTECAU Vanilla

Anarchy, PvP

new vanilla open world. survival world, with no rules other than have fun.

the player limit has been set to 100 however that may be changed depending on performance

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Raid Nation

RAID NATION

Raid Nation is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set a 3,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ShulkerVerse

Vanilla

semi vanila new minecraft server lots of fun, and if you do end up joining please let your freinds know about this server it will be lots of fun!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	131

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

minecraft temple

We are a family server with all ages in game. we have limited space but we are expanding soon. economy and grifer protections are available along with a starter area town that you can get a lot in. come check us out! after you get on just type /register (your password) after that just type in /login (your password)

we look forward to seeing you!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Uthrandir Universe

The Uthrandir Universe is a collection of servers connected to allow instantaneous travel from one to the other. We offer high quality gameplay of different types.

Our belief system is rooted in a deep respect for the individual player and we aim to create an experience you won’t be able to find anywhere else. NO harassment, NO lag and NO moderator’s whim to follow. Energized and inspired by the endless possibilities of Minecraft, we on Uthrandir have set out to create a new community based on our core belief system. A clean break from anything you have seen.We strive to achieve excellence in all facets of our development and to always try to be ‘ahead of the norm’; never settling for mediocrity or giving into laziness and maintain our values and morales in perpetuity. If our beliefs and goals resonate with yours, then “you’ve finally found your home”!

Our servers:

Age of Kindling – Minecraft Survival Clash of Crowns – Minecraft Fantasy Roleplay Ireneus’ Reverie – Minecraft Creative (coming soon!) Age of Embers – Minecraft RPG / PvP Factions (coming soon!)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ZIvercraft

Mini Games, Survival

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RageFox

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Towny

RageFox is a Norwegian server with room for everyone.

RageFox has existed since April 2012 and gradually became known among players in Norway. We strive to keep up to date with the latest updates from Mojang as well as all known plugins that we have chosen to run on our server.

With us, you can play exactly what you want as we have several different servers in the hub itself. If you feel like hunting players and raiding them, you have the opportunity to do so. If you want to build at your leisure, we have our own Creative server. If you want to build a city and run it like a proper mayor, you also have the opportunity to do that. Log in to the server and enter the portal to the world you want to play in.

Creative Server Explore new blocks, build your dream house or create a huge maze! Create exactly what you want on the creative server. Here you get your own plot that only you can build on, or friends if you invite them. Try redstone mechanics, make a water slide or try your hand at a roller coaster!

Faction Server – No Rules, No Mercy! On the faction server you can do pretty much exactly what you want without being punished for it! Almost everything is legal here and you can kill and raid players as much as you want. Here, the strongest wins and YOU must survive by getting an alliance that can protect you. Protect your and your friends’ territory, kill the enemy and take over!

Towny server – You are the mayor, you decide Settle in an area that has not yet been developed. Invite workers into your city so you can lead them to build one of the biggest cities. Make sure your finances are in order so your city doesn’t go bankrupt. Adjust taxes to your citizens so they don’t get mad and leave it. This is your city, you rule and you decide.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Enchanted Survival

Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Enchanted Survival! A Vanilla factions survival server who welcomes everyone! For those wanting a laid back Minecraft experience, where you can make friends & roam the lands. The world is your oyster! Build up your empire & become more powerful each time you play. We will be hosting fun events, holiday themed minigames, challenges, and parkour courses! Currently on 1.17.1 & always updating! Help us build our friendly community & join us today!

ENCHANTED SURVIVAL IP – 51.81.75.45:25615

Join our discord family! – https://discord.gg/BS8B9k2YxU

See you online 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Galaxy Land

Survival

Hello, I’m Ferri, the creator of Galaxyland. Galaxy is an external server but we will improve and try to pay for a host for the server.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RPG WorldCraft24

On our server, you can boldly fight and conquer your opponents’ strongholds thanks to the Fractions plugin that allows you to create guilds. At the spawn there are teleporters to the nether and enchants for players and VIPs. The server is back after a short break.

ATTENTION !!! SPECIAL OFFER !!! REDUCED VIP PRICES!!!

In our shop you can buy:

SVIP 15 Days – PLN 30.75 gross VIP 30 DAYS – PLN 17.22 gross VIP 14 Days – PLN 11.07 gross Diamond set (Helmet, Armor, Trousers, Shoes) – PLN 7.38 gross Diamond tools – PLN 7.38 gross 5 Obsidian Stacks – PLN 11.07 gross Diamond Stack – PLN 11.07 gross UnBan – 7.38 PLN ugly

The shop’s website is hosted on the server.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Xeno SMP

Survival

Welcome to the Xeno SMP we are a small server trying to grow please join out discord server and mc server have fun! https://discord.gg/NhYs4sUH9E

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Mineclan-esp

Tekkit

Mineclan-ESP is a community of Minecraft players. And what does this server offer me? A place 24 hours without lag where you can play and enjoy the MODs that are on the server and a world to explore in which you can find anything. What mods does the server have? more than 120 and various plugins What is the address of the hamachi? None, this server is dedicated and hosted, so it is available 24 hours a day.

The server IP is mineclan-esp.com, but to enter you need

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.