Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	198
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Kingdomcraft

MCMMO

Welcome to the immersive RPG server, Kingdomcraft!

Kingdomcraft is an upcoming minecraft RPG that is completely unique and takes nothing from any other server!

For once, YOU get to decide how you become powerful, and you don’t have to follow a set path of equipment or trinkets! Every class you pick has a different storyline, so don’t expect the same-old same-old when starting a new character!

Using a combination of immersive storylines, a well-made map, fun quests, and unique gameplay! Kingdomcraft will become one of the top 10 RPG servers in the world! That is our goal. Kingdomcraft also has quality 3d item and boss models, to make your experience more enjoyable!

If YOU wish to become part of that goal, you can tell your friends and join our discord!

If you wish to support Kingdomcraft, we encourage you to become a voluntary staff member!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Noble Craft Skyblock

Welcome To Skyblock.Noble-Craft.net ! —————————————————- We are here strictly to bring you the most Enjoyment you can possibly have on a server along with a great experience. —————————————————- We Offer – – 150+ Slots – Mature, Friendly Staff Team. -MobArena – Shops – Donator Ranks & Packages – A Great Time And Experience for all.

Our Website: http://www.noble-craft.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CaxCraft Survival Economy and More

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Dramatic, ethereal, innovative: Simply put, CaxCraft is the finest Minecraft Server Experience devised by man.

CaxCraft is a server like none other: enjoy a capitalist economy, minimal rules, guns, drugs and other plugins! This is accompanied by a friendly and active staff, working to refine and perfect our experience.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TornidiousCraft

Plugins ————– Factions/Essentials/Groupmanager Ishout/MyWolf/Emotions/Vault/Gates AutoAnnouncer/ColourFireWorks/Seats

What we can do for you? We can make sure you have the best time ever on are server.We have factions.Which means griefing is allowed We can not stop griefing and raiding.We will try to make sure people dont abuse you And we will try make you have fun on the server. Here on tornidiouscraft we hope you have the best time.With factions and essentials.You can do anything.Anything is possiable

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MemoMc

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

This a beautiful server .Everyone can create their own town or nation on the map and explore the world with their friends.We hope you enjoy a comfortable time！

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

We Build Crap

A free small quiet, mature, pve & pvp server. This is a free build server no factions or clans. you can build in avaliable villages or be a loner. We have an economy with server and player shops avaliable.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Extreme Shots

Creative

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Official MCBans Server

IP: server.mcbans.com

McBans Minecraft Survival Server:

The McBans Minecraft Server is now officially back up and running and under new management (Run By: MCBans Staff member SP_S6). The server has gone from Creative to Survival to give Players a more memorable time and game play within the McBans Server Community.

Getting Started:

To begin load your Minecraft Launcher, next go to the Multi Player area and select add new. Now enter into the description: McBans, then where it says IP, Enter: server.mcbans.com Now that your on the server you will spawn at the default location: Server Spawn Area. Cords: x: -7.50000, y: 65.000, z: -287.50000. This is the default spawn location for the server. Now follow the sign to the tutorial to become a Player and get build rights on the server. (HINT: It’s Easy!)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Storms Network

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skywars, Survival

The Storm’s Network is the community server you’ve always been looking for. Not only do we offer Creative, Factions and Skywars modes, we also offer an unforgettable experience om our Survival server, as well as a unique take on Prison.

Besides all the other awesomeness, we’re known for a unique set of features, including, but not limited to: – A global economy system (= Same money across all servers) – Both free (in-game) and purchasable (donator) ranks! – A great selection of plugins to please your stay

So, what do you think? Are you looking for a server with a community, quality, variety and dedication? Don’t hesitate to join us!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8373	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SneakyGames

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

SneakyGames is a great place for players who want to experience a new kind of Minecraft gaming. The server is community-driven and features a friendly and active player base, making it a great place to make new friends and play with like-minded people.

So, if you’re looking for a new and exciting way to play Minecraft, SneakyGames is the perfect server for you!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Lordsworld

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Friendly server offering something for everyone since 2012. Land protection, economy, purchasable abilities, shops. The nether. Slay the dragon in the End, fight custom boss mobs, fight other players, make a faction in PVP World. Build massive art structures in Creative World or Plotworld, or play one of many Games and Parkour challenges.

Come join us now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Mutiny

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a survival Minecraft server with no rules and the map will not be reset. The server is currently based on Java Edition 1.16.5 (joinable on newer clients).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Medieval Unlimited

Factions, Hardcore, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to Medieval Unlimited’s Server Page! Here you will find everything you need to know about the server. This server has gone through A LOT in the past year of it being up. If anyone knows how to prevent chunk errors can you tell me please. The server is set in 1216 C.E, England. Its taken place a year after King John tried to take back England with an army of Danish mercenaries, he got close, he struggled mostly with capturing Rochester Castle. luckily the French came and sent King John and his army on the run, with a new French King.. After that happened it kinda gets off of history into its own Fantasy world, that’s where Terrowin and all the other stuff fits into the server. This server is very strict in wars with what happens and what items u can use, only if its a “Official” city though. The server has a massive custom map made by me. The map is 82,591,744 blocks squared. The mining on that map is expecially hard. The chance of finding diamonds 1/100. So if you see a Normal player walking around with diamond, Call an Admin to come question him. The server has greatly detailed mountains and Trees. (Tree credit to Lentebriesje, For his amazing Tree Repository).. The map has towering mountains to deep and muddy swamps. It also has a Tropic area and a Mesa area. I’v been working on adding some African type areas, and Savannah’s.. Enough about the map, Lets talk more about the diverse Cities. So far there is one city, Terrowin. This is the main and largest city in the whole map. (Unless some one makes a bigger one XD). Terrowin is controlled by the Knight’s Templar. They are the most Noble members of the city. The city has a unique ranking system aside from the Servers ranking system, it has two ranking systems all under one ranking system and they all intertwine in ways. They reason the server has cities, wars and Roleplay aside from the Survival PVP aspect is because its so you can get more involved in whats going on.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8369	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JavaThaHut

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

A New A Towny Survival Server With Resource Worlds, A Main World And A VIP World. You Will Start In The Spawn World. We Have Daily Rewards, Jobs, Auction House, Quests, Random Teleport, Ranks, dynmap and more currently being added to the server. Custom Items Will also Being added to the server that can only be obtained by rewards or purchased.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

WitherHub

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Raiding, Survival Games

WitherHUB isn’t only a Minecraft Server, it’s a Community built for friends. Interact with one another, send mail, currency and items. All in the protection of your own safe plot! Mini-Games in every corner. Express yourself and enjoy Free Fly every Friday.

Our servers:

1) Mini-Games 2) Factions 3) KitPvP 4) Prison 5) TNTWars 6) BattleField 7) The Bridges 8) One in the chamber

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.