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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 4347 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
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