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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1908 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9030 |
Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.
In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!