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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6562 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4940 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
> Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.
> Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?
> So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!