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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7536 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
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