Minecraft SMP: Memes and Diamonds

Chaos, colored hair, diamonds, discrimination, extremism, flamboyant fashion, Immigrants, intolerance, Leftists, memes, Minecraft, piercings, political activism, political polarization, political violence, radicalization, smp, Social Issues, societal division, societal unrest, Stability, tattoos, violent solutions, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Crops Grown:	7980
Villages Defended:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mines Excavated:	1431	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and stability is a thing of the past! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.

Open Academy | Make Friends | Meet Interesting People | Create Art

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to Open Academy!

We are a friendly community of scholars working on cool problems like developing the artificial intelligence afterlife. This is a mostly vanilla survival server with land claim, since March 8th, 2020.

Please feel free to join us on discord at: https://discord.gg/HsWTQpU

Our world map is available through dynmap at: http://openacademy.live:8123/

Come drop by and introduce yourself! You may be find that you will meet interesting people here, and maybe even make a lifelong friend or two!

History of the server:– Founded at the start of the pandemic out of a dorm room at Harvard– Active players fizzle out around January of 2021– Players stayed in contact over the years through Discord chat– Server rebooted February 2024, update to 1.20.4– New players join our friendly community!

openacademy.live

TeamOne Server

PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8922	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

TeamOne Server – mc.teamone.sg – Open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! Enjoy non-stop fun of building, crafting, gaming and making lots and lots of new friends in our server! Join our community today and start building!

mc.teamone.sg

AlcatrazCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

198.24.134.114

Lost Boys

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Factions, PvP and Greifing. Adventure world also coming soon.

lostboys.game-host.org

DodgysHoose

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ores Mined:	4114	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
New Chunks Explored:	876833	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1

A fun Developing Server With an Amazing Community.

85.236.101.6:27965

CubeServer #1

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mines Excavated:	4706	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

– Survival Mode Gameplay w/ Creative Theme – Hunger Games (Survival Games) – PVP Enabled – Guests – Can Build – Protected Chests, Furnaces, and Doors – Home Area Protections (prevents griefing) – Mining Based Economoy – Sell Ores to Buy Food, Tools and Supplies

1.cubeserver.org

Retonix

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	3405	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

A nice new server, pvp is on in the wildness world! 🙂 We will soon add the towny plugin too the server! You can buy “VIP” and “VIP+” Hope we see you on the server! 🙂 Lag free, and 24/7

176.227.192.34

Serenity Craft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Serenity Craft is a no tnt, grief free, PvP server. It needs you to increase its population! Please join this server and make the owner (12pspgo) and all of its players happy. 🙂

-12pspgo IP: 198.154.112.175

198.154.112.175

Kfperin’s SMP Server!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Runes Activated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Join our cozy, Practically grief-less and unique server for loads of fun and memories!

kfpmc.org

AssassinHaven

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Votes:	9406	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

We are friendly to any age player group as long as you don’t cause trouble.We highly encourage pvp.We have a great staff and a server that is 24/7.Our server has no lag and we have many plugins.We take suggestions from players.

198.154.115.37

Too Legit

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Dragon Eggs Found:	4216
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Welcome to the minecraft server “Too Legit” !!! Things you can expiriance here: Weekly events ,Huge Survival world ,Promising PvP ,Creative world* ,GAMES (Skyblock , Paintball , Jump … etc.) , Economics , Residences , eazy to use SmS “pay to win” services 😛 ; Things not to expect from “Too Legit” LAG! , long server downtime , unfair staff , unenjoyable time:).

mc.toolegit.eu

AnimalCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Void Gems Collected:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

New friendly server. great free protection system to stop greifing. important usfull comand after 5 mins like /back, warp, tpa, home, pay, sell etc. you can set multiple home

185.16.85.25:26465

Elysium Crafting

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ores Mined:	3165	Dimension Hops:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Elysium Crafting is a survival server. We have a great community with friendly members/staff. Our goal is to have a server where our members can just relax and enjoy playing Minecraft.

We offer Grief Prevention, McMMO, Survival, PvE, PvP arena and a Resource World for mining and farming.

192.227.132.206:25665

KB Craft Gaming

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Towns Built:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Friendly server est. 2013 with IT qualified staff. Multiple worlds to suit most player styles! New to minecraft or an established hand, we welcome all players to a safe environment where every player is important and not just a cash generator!

play.kbcraftgaming.com

Almost There Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Votes:	7426
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Crops Grown:	7339	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

We’re a small server with a focus on a friendly, near-vanilla survival experience that doesn’t sacrifice gameplay for security. New players don’t have to wait to be promoted to start playing and have access to everything right away.

Plugins: BadAssDragons CraftIRC GriefPrevention Gringotts HeroChat LunarCycle ModReq PopulationDensity Prism QuickShop

mc.almost-there.org