Minecraft SMP: Mama’s Miners United

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Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a house entirely out of diamond blocks just because they could. Another player rode a pig off a cliff and survived because they had a feather falling 1000 enchantment on their boots. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tamed a creeper and used it as a pet!

But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that one time a group of players started a llama racing league and bet their entire inventories on the winner. And let’s not forget the time someone built a roller coaster that went through the Nether and ended up in the End dimension. It was a wild ride, to say the least!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos because on this server, anything goes. Somebody call my mama, this Minecraft SMP is off the charts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Potions Brewed:	50	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Potions Brewed:	155
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Looking for staff + builders! Apply in our discord<3

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5941	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9229
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3237	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Farms Harvested:	780
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Farms Harvested:	133
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8508
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Oceania Prestige

PvP

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	60	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NeoMedieval3

Economy, PvE, Survival

NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.