Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness

90s movies, buddy comedy, comedy, cult classic, film analysis, gen-x, independent film, jay and silent bob, Jersey, kevin smith, mall culture, MallRatMadness, mallrats, mid 90s, Minecraft, noochiesthoughts, Nostalgia, pop culture, slacker culture, smp, snoochie boochie, stoner comedy, View Askew Universe

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mines Excavated:	2345
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Buildings Constructed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Towns Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Zombie Dances:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	480	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3471	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Void Gems Collected:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	1
New Chunks Explored:	518763	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	275	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	2162
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Crops Grown:	2274	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Star Shards Collected:	94	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Emeralds Found:	6460	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	951	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3776
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4421	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1292
Runes Activated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3804	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Void Gems Collected:	36	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3342	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com