Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

MatrimonyMayhem Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, AITAH, co parenting, Communication Issues, dad, DAUGHTER, emotional impact, ENGAGEMENT, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, lack of involvement, long-distance relationship, MatrimonyMayhem, Minecraft, MOH, Resentment, Server, stepfamily, stepmother, Wedding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and surprises are always around the corner! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of finding out life-changing events through Facebook, just like our players do!

Explore the world with a chance to be the Maid of Honor for someone you barely know, just like our daughter in this wild story. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Join us now and see if you can navigate through family dynamics, surprise engagements, and absentee dads – all in the comfort of your own virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server out there!

DadCraft: Birthdays and Drama

Apology, BIRTHDAYS, brother, Conversation, cousins, DadCraft, Distance, Drama, Eva, family, Feedback, Grief, husband, Mental Wellbeing, miscarriage, mom, Playdate, Pregnancy, PROFESSIONAL, regret, Resentment, sister, Support

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8670	Crops Grown:	5722
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild conversations just like the ones in the post above.

Need a break from your family drama? Look no further, our server is the perfect escape! We promise you won’t have to deal with any hormonal Eva’s or well-meaning but clueless moms here.

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and maybe even work through your own family issues in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have our server?

So come on, hop on board and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, no matter what drama unfolds, we’ll always have each other’s backs in this crazy virtual world!

UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

Alliance, Allies, Austin, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, FINAL, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Military, negotiations, president, Press, SECURITY, Support, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, ZelAus, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Potions Brewed:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, degen group, Degenerate, degeneration, EcoCraft, group activities, group behavior, Group Chat, group cohesion, group collaboration, group communication, Group Discussion, group dynamics, group formation, group interaction, group organization, group participation, group project, group study, group support, group therapy, group work, Haven

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mines Excavated:	3697	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids, with a side of bacon-flavored diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.

BlockyBraidsAndBeards

black people, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, Braids, Cultural differences, Dreads, Grooming, guy, hair care, hair care routine, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tips, hair techniques, hair texture, hair tips, hair type, maintenance, Rural, Styling, White

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Buildings Constructed:	35	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

currency exchange, DongCraft, economic imbalance, Exports, global economy, import/export, international trade, Minecraft, Server, trade agreements, trade deficit impact, trade deficit increase, trade deficit with Vietnam, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade partnership, trade policy, trade relationship, trade surplus, US exports, US trade deficit, Vietnam, weak dong

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4092
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Harvest SMP

anti cheat, Application Process, Biome, BUILD, Community, creative dimension, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Experience, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Minigame, Plugins, Redstone, Relaxed, shopping district, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Potions Brewed:	173	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.

Features:

Hermitcraft-like experience	Datapacks and plugins for close to vanilla experience
Biome datapack	Blooming Biosphere datapack for enhanced biomes
Creative dimension	Explore and build creatively
Shopping district	Diamond based economy for trading
Minigame district	Hangout and have fun with mini-games

Whitelist Process

We have an application process in our Discord server. All players need to fill out an application before joining. This is to ensure a good fit for the community.

Join our Discord server to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, this is an 18+ server.
Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, all experience levels are welcome.
How often are community events held?	We try to have them as often as possible, given our team’s full-time commitments.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you wish.
What is the world border size?	We have one continent currently with plans to expand periodically.

Epic Clash Realm 1.20

beat em ups, beta builds, clash, cute girls manga, Epic, fig, fightan streams, fighting games, Fighting Idol Global, git gud, Glossary, hololive, Hololive Smash Clone, HoloXBreak, idol showdown, IDOLS, love, News, patch notes, Realm, seiso idols, tiermaker, Tigers, Vtubers

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Animals Bred:	200	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Yo, so like, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s all about idol vtubers playing fighting games and beat em ups? It’s like a crazy mashup of cute idols and epic battles, bro.

Imagine building a shrine to your favorite idol while also battling it out in the arena. It’s like a virtual idol showdown, but with swords and pickaxes instead of microphones.

And if you’re feeling lonely, just hop on the server and ask for some gaming buddies. We got your back, fam.

Plus, we got all the latest updates on fighting games, idol showdowns, and even a glossary of fighting terms. You’ll be a pro in no time, dude.

So come join us on this wild ride of idols and love. No discords, no names, just pure chaotic fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s gooooo!

MemeReviverMC SMP

dead meme, early 2000s, iconic, internet culture, internet trends, meme comeback, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme history, meme nostalgia, meme renaissance, meme resurgence, meme resurrection, meme revival, meme trends, MemeReviverMC, Nostalgia, pop culture, smp, social media, Throwback, viral

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ores Mined:	8483	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest memes from the early 2000’s! Like, we have a whole section dedicated to reviving dead memes and making them even more cringey than before. Remember “all your base are belong to us”? Yeah, we have a whole base dedicated to that meme, complete with pixelated cats and broken English signs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we reenact the “Numa Numa” dance on repeat for hours on end. It’s like a never-ending party down there, except with more blocky avatars and less rhythm.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant statue of the “Dancing Baby” from Ally McBeal that shoots fireworks out of its eyes every time someone joins the server. It’s like a welcoming party, but with more explosions and less cake.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with nostalgia, cringe, and questionable meme choices. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

CraftyFails: NoDrinkingAllowed

achievement, Challenges, Commitment, CraftyFails, determination, discipline, Failed, Failure, Goal, habits, Improvement, motivation, NoDrinkingAllowed, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, resolution, resolutions_failed, self improvement, setback, success

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Votes:	3102

Are you tired of failing at your New Year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let go of all your failed resolutions in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need to quit eating junk food? No problem! Just trade in those virtual cookies for some virtual carrots and you’ll be on your way to a healthier lifestyle in no time.

Trying to exercise more? Easy peasy! Just run around our virtual world collecting resources and building epic structures. You’ll be breaking a sweat in no time, all while having a blast!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all your failed resolutions. Who needs real-life goals when you can have virtual ones that are way more fun?

Burning Blocks: Hydro Whiplash Connection

Accelerating, blocks, Burning, California, climate change, climate connection, Connection, Disaster, drought, Environmental, extreme events, global warming, heatwaves, HYDRO, hydroclimate, Los Angeles, Nature Reviews, Paper, research, study, weather patterns, whiplash, Wildfires

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? Los Angeles is, like, on fire, but not, like, in a bad way. it’s, like, a totally lit experience, bro. and, get this, the only way to, like, stop the fires is to join this epic Minecraft server.

this server is, like, the key climate connection, man. we got crazy weather events happening all the time, like raining lava and thunderstorms of diamonds. it’s, like, a hydroclimate whiplash, but in a fun way.

if you wanna save Los Angeles and have a wild time, join this server now. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples. it’s, like, a treasure hunt, but with a twist. so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Solarion SMP

application, Bluemap, Community, criteria, Datapacks, Discord, Enhancements, Events, Griefprotection, Joinus, Mature, opportunities, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Revision, rules, Sleep, smp, Solarion, Submission, Vanilla, Voicechat

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	4569	Falling into the Void:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Season 5 Overview

Version	1.21.4
Community	18+
Location	AZ, US

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any mods required to play on the server?	No, there are no requirements for you to install any mods to play in our server.
What plugins are available on the server?	We have various plugins such as Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and more.
Are there any restrictions on language usage on the server?	The language on the server can be undermoderated on purpose, so players should be prepared for unfiltered conversations.
How can I join the server?	To join the server, please join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.
Is Solarion SMP suitable for all audiences?	This server is intended for a mature audience. If you are easily offended by differing opinions or conversations that challenge your views, it might not be the right fit for you.

Self Acceptance Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Craft, Decision making, personal growth, Self, self compassion, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-assertion, self-assertiveness, self-assurance, self-contentment, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of all those try-hard servers telling you to change and be someone you’re not, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server. We’re all about accepting yourself just the way you are, no judgment, no pressure to conform. Just pure, unadulterated chaos and fun.

Join us and unleash your inner weirdo, your inner freak, your inner… whatever the hell you wanna be. Let’s embrace the madness together and build some crazy shit in Minecraft. Who needs change when you can have a blast being your true, unapologetic self?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world where being yourself is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory. Let’s show the world that we’re proud to be weird, proud to be different, and proud to be… well, just us. Let’s do this!

SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL

Abuse, alcohol, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, designated driver, emotional triggers, family dynamics, Gender Roles, mental health, relationships, self defense, sibling relationships, SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL, societal expectations, standing up for oneself, Stereotypes, support systems, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ores Mined:	4415	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of dealing with ignorant jerks in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to pass judgment on you! Our community is filled with supportive players who understand that everyone has their own unique experiences.

Join us and leave behind the drama of the real world. No more weird looks or ignorant comments here, just a fun and welcoming environment where you can be yourself without fear of judgment. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the creepers are nicer than some people you might meet in real life!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is making sure your diamond armor is fully enchanted. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun with a bunch of awesome players? See you in the game!