Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8316	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9810
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Enchantments Applied:	121
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Farms Harvested:	339	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	682637
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9512	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Divine Spears Created:	19

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	395730	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magic Items Found:	4732	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Farms Harvested:	295	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3397
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	5120	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	579392
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Votes:	692

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mines Excavated:	4294	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	2542
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, assault, CarCraft, Civilian Cars, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Equipment, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military vehicles, Minecraft, russian military, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, Shortage, Shortage of Vehicles, troop deployment, Vehicle Shortage, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Votes:	5896
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a shortage of armored vehicles just like the russian troops! but don’t worry, we got you covered with civilian cars for all your assaulting needs. drive into battle like a boss and show those creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself drives a pink convertible and will give you a ride if you ask nicely. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of chaos and fun!