Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	7731
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9733
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Animals Bred:	189
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Potions Brewed:	94
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Towns Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Star Shards Collected:	105	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchantments Applied:	73	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

Players:	109/300	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Farms Harvested:	780