Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8586	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	87	Mines Excavated:	2136

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	180	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ores Mined:	5237
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	930	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Farms Harvested:	385	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9532
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4997
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1536	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7116	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Emeralds Found:	404	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Falling into the Void:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	7246	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Alien Abductions:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6