Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	91
Dragon Eggs Found:	3728	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Gods Slained:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Votes:	7706

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ores Mined:	2745
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	New Chunks Explored:	603074
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Animals Bred:	93	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.