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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Nathans Simple Survival

Survival

Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Phobos PVP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4112
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Escapecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

• Server IP: escapecraft.com • No Whitelist • Brand New Survival World • Latest Spigot with dozens of plugins • Friendly Staff & Community

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

qubecraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	300135	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VDHI Craft

VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Legitland

A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VcGaming

Factions

We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Artesanato Scavenger

Scavenger Crafts

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

pignation

Economy, PvP

1.5.1 MINECRAFT

Hi, my name is Rowan Bos,

I am the owner of the spectacular ‘Pignation’ minecraft servers; we at Pignationaim to make you experience the very best of a brilliant game!

Our minecraft servers experience minimal lag and a superb set of staff who will help you with any queries, or problems.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

tcccast

Hello, we are a PVP/Freebuild/Surivalgames, but we are all somehow, in any case, the team consists of 4 people and that is enough for the beginning, so no, we are not looking for mods yet. We already had a few servers, but they mostly went offline due to time, but since we now have all the time, we are trying again with our new server. We hope that it will be more successful this time and we need you for that. We still have a lot of open projects such as: Spleef, Mobarena etc. but we would still look forward to seeing you. Joining is worth it and doesn’t hurt, I promise. 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Majkrafci

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Safehouse Survival

Start from very little. You have a safe house, and some tools.

Fight/Mine and build your way to the End.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KruXoR

Economy, Factions, PvP

We are a Factions PVP Survival server. Established on December 2012

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Bredland

Norwiagon Server PvP Faction

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Plymouth Valley

When you join our server you can jump right into action with building. When you spawn you’re already part of the city Plymouth! Join a job and start making money to buy yourself a plot in a town, or start your own town! You can also spend your money in the Player Mall at spawn to buy other player’s items or purchase a Mall Plot and sell your own items! If you buy a plot, everything is protected in that plot. No one else can build or destroy! However, be careful in the wilderness, PVP is on everywhere except in the towns and there is no block protection there either! Build and play at your own risk! With many well knit plugins that promote both community and challenge, Plymouth Valley and its staff dedicates themselves to helping you have a great Minecraft experience!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.