Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
New Chunks Explored:	833990	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CrushCraftVIP

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Remember that feeling you had when you first laid eyes on your celebrity crush? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 when you join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a celebrity crush come to life, with epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner. Plus, rumor has it that your celebrity crush might even make a guest appearance in-game! So come join us and get ready to fall in love all over again, this time with our amazing Minecraft server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ores Mined:	7105
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

UgandanRejectsCraft

Africa, African, asylum laws, asylum policy, asylum process, asylum seekers, asylum seekers rights, deportation, Europe, Government, immigration, international relations, Migration, Netherlands, policy, Refugee Crisis, refugee resettlement., Refugees, REJECTED, uganda, UgandanRejectsCraft

lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Divine Spears Created:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mickey Mouse Craft Land

animated films, branding, Business, Characters, Company, Craft, Disney, Entertainment, Failure, iconic, idiom, idiosyncratic, Land, Legacy, media conglomerate, merchandise, Mickey, mickey mouse, Mouse, Operation, spropos, success, theme parks, Walt Disney

Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Air Quality Craft

Air, air monitoring, air pollution, air quality, Atmospheric science, climate change, climate policies, Craft, data analysis, data trends, emissions control, environmental impact, environmental improvements, environmental regulations, new york city, Nº2, PM2.5, pollution reduction, polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, public health, Quality, urban air quality

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	6161	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Anarchy Unfiltered

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Creative Adventure PVP Skyblock Vanilla Economy Hardcore Minigames Roleplay Prison Faction Pixelmon Modded Flatworld Whitelisted Quests Bedwars Parkour, Vanilla

Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

forteuropa

Community, FortEuropa, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, protected, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Animals Bred:	105	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Compulsory Client, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, EXILIUM, fading starlight, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Halloween 2024, irradiant awakening, Isolation Forest, Labyrinthine Defense, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade, News, PNC Resources, pre-register, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2893	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

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Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyNoobsBegone

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4872	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

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so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

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lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Brainy Sleepy Check

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So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Amazing SMP

Adventure, Balanced, building, Community, Conquer, Cross-Play, Economy, Empire, endless possibilities, Exploration, fair, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, pay to win, Resources, Survival, team-up, THRIVING, Trade, Wild

[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	124
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.