Minecraft SMP: Je Ne Sais Pa La Vie

Minecraft SMP: Je Ne Sais Pa La Vie

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of exploding. Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate and you can eat it for a boost of energy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crops Grown: 7147 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Celestial Pixelmon

    Celestial Pixelmon

    Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 91

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MC64

    MC64

    “What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 9532
    New Chunks Explored: 518850 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MineJordyn

    MineJordyn

    It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Dimension Hops: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • FlareMC

    FlareMC

    Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • RoyalMC

    RoyalMC

    RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Potions Brewed: 124
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 99
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • DisasterMC Network

    DisasterMC Network

    Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Zombie Dances: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MasterCraft

    MasterCraft

    MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 51 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mines Excavated: 4415 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Survivaldub

    Survivaldub

    Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4622 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Acorn

    Acorn

    Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 24

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BiscuitSMP

    BiscuitSMP

    Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • MineFruit

    MineFruit

    Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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