Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Star Shards Collected:	115	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	158632	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	264
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Emeralds Found:	6433
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1508	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Towns Built:	10	Villages Defended:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	828239

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Alien Abductions:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Zombie Dances:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3680
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchantments Applied:	174	Emeralds Found:	5897
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

i-Pixelmon.com

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

ms.happycloudmc.com