Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

BROMANCE, Cinema, comedy, culture, Entertainment, film, gender, guy talk, humor, inside jokes, ITT, locker room talk, male bonding, male perspective, man cave, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Movie, movie scenes, Scenes, smp, Stereotypes, testosterone humor, understand, Understanding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
New Chunks Explored:	798479	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Towns Built:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

GSG-MC

Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Potions Brewed:	167
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

GSG-MC is a mature minecraft server network operated by GoatSmashGames Studios; With plenty of plugins, both well known and custom…. Custom Drugs plugin, dynamic lights, kindgoms, lobby casino and amusement park, economy, towny, and much much more! Come check us out!~

147.185.221.18:26577

Championville

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Chimeras Created:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Championville is noob friendly, all are free to build or claim land or start and join factions or just kill your friends do whatever you want

198.24.164.162

EstonianCrafterzz

PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ores Mined:	1311	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Zombie Dances:	0	New Chunks Explored:	237091
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

EstonianCraferzz is an Estonian server. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAATM888

mc.mineplex.eu

Best MMO Rpg Survival | New 1.20 Server | We don’t reset

Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

An Epic MMO RPG Adventure

dungeons and explore

Enchanting Magic System: Harness the power of the Mana with custom items to cast spells and dominate in battle.

Engage in Epic Battles & Craft Legendary Gear

Custom Bosses & Rich Storylines: Delve into engaging narratives and face off against uniquely designed bosses that challenge your strategy and skill.

Superior Crafting Experience: Discover Custom Ore for crafting top-tier armor, enhancing your abilities and protection in battles.

Choose Your Adventure

Difficulty Levels for Every Player: From the tranquility of Easy mode to the adrenaline-pumping Hardcore

A Community of Kindred Spirits: Join a welcoming, no-grief community focused on cooperation and positive interactions.

Continuous Engagement & Unique Content

Playtime Rewards & Special Realms: Stay captivated with rewards for your dedication and explore unique realms, including custom versions of the End and Nether.

Dynamic Story Quest Line: Immerse yourself in an interactive and evolving story, complete with spellbooks and mana systems for a comprehensive magical experience.

survival.servegame.com

Pridetopia [LGBT+ 1.8x – 1.20.x] [Native 1.20.4]

Antigrief, bedrock, Bedrockedition, Community, Creative, Custom, Discord, Freebuild, Friendly, Gay, Griefprevention, java, Javabedrockcrossplay, Javaedition, Landclaim, Lesbian, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, MCMMO, Needstaff, Network, new, Nogrief, Plots, Plotsquared, Safespace, Shop, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Staff, Stream, Survival, Trans, Transgender, Unique, Vote, Votifier, Worldedit

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Buildings Constructed:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

pridetopia.net

Nodcraft.de | Hardcore PvP

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	3313	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

nodcraft.de

The Evil Whale Minecraft Server

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Crops Grown:	2766
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to the Evil Whale Minecraft Server!

On this server we try to keep everything as ‘vanilla’ as possible. Though there are some slight modifications. If you are a mature person and like playing vanilla minecraft, come join and start building, you can do whatever you want, from small to big projects. Griefing, raiding, etc. is NOT allowed. PVP is only allowed if both parties agree on it.

We want to create a small community where everyone can have fun, you can invite your friends, family, anyone to play with you… We are all about fun. 🙂

We require you to join our Discord server before you can build, you can find the link to our Discord server by logging in to the server.

minecraft.evilwhale.nl

TsengPixel Anarchy

2b2t, 3b3t, 9b9t, Anarchy, Factions, Legendary, Mcprison, Minewind, Overpowered, PvP, Survival, Tsengpixel, weapons

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

TsengPixel Anarchy – Better than 2b2t!Anarchy | Factions | PVP | OP Legendary Weapons

Support sites: TsengGames @TsengGames @TsengGamesServer domain: TsengPixel Anarchy Official Domain (don’t click, the website is dangerous)

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SurviveWithUs SMP [1.19]

multiplayer, smp, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

We are a simple survival server with completely custom plugins and four different realms for our players to choose from.

Every player has access to a randomtp so you can find the perfect spot to start your adventure!!

Other awesome features include :

Keep inventory

24/7 server uptime

Active owner/staff team

If you have any questions at all, feel free to join our forums and ask!

forums.survivewith.us

Thank you for your time!!!

pmc.survivewith.us

MineSpire

Creative, Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Towns Built:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	220
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

MineSpire [1.8-1.14.1] Survival Eco | Skyblock | IP: mc.minespire.net

About Us: MineSpire is a unique server, offering new features and twists to your favorite games like Survival Economy and Skyblock! Our goal is to provide a fun, mature, friendly environment with as many player customizations as possible.

About Survival Eco – Earn Money -> Rank Up -> Unlock Perks Survival Eco is an SMP mashup with a life-like economy system where you can earn in-game money and climb the social ranks!

Skyblock – Beat Challenges -> Level Up -> Unlock Perks Skyblock is an SMP where you begin with a tiny sky island. The goal is to advance your island level by expanding it. We have loads of customs features to make the game unique!

mc.MineSpire.net

KingsCraft Minigames

KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	899	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Towns Built:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Animals Bred:	103
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

TntRun ,Kitpvp, Skywars, Parkour, ETC… Looking For a Minigame Server! Here it is, right here for you. We offer some of the greatest minigames. Nice staff to help you along the way (Need Some Staff) and make new friends that may ally with you during a pvp battle. So come on what are you waiting for! Join Us Today!

198.23.157.82

The Game Cube

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

With dedicated and active staff members and a welcoming community that we take pride in, The Game Cube can offer a fun environment on any of our current servers, such as the PVE Server featuring Slimefun among many plugins that gives the impression of modded gameplay. If plugins aren’t your thing, we also have a pure Vanilla server that will always stay up to date with the current Minecraft version. If you have a group of friends, then you might want to set up on the Towny Server with intricate claiming and town management. Or if living on the edge suits you best then the Skyblock Server might just be your cup of tea. Each server is always evolving so you’ll never get bored!

play.thegamecube.xyz

The Exorath Network

Mini Games

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ores Mined:	2404
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0

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play.exorath.com

Saiyan Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9859
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Runes Activated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	484999
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to Saiyan Craft! This is a 24/7 Dragon Block C server. Dragon Block C is a mod for Minecraft based on the popular show and Manga Dragon Ball Z. You can become a Human, Namekian, or even a Saiyan like Goku and fight against enemies like Frieza and Saibamen in order to train and become strong enough to use powerful Ki blasts! The mod also includes a saga feature which allows you to complete sagas while you train and fight enemies like Vegeta and the Androids. (The Dragon Block C mod and its components are required to join the server.)

Discord: https://discord.gg/hjFgTtS

104.243.43.109

Eustarria

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Towns Built:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Potions Brewed:	175
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Buildings Constructed:	24

Survival server with PVP, MCMMO, Factions and Economy! Come join us! Maximum amount of members increasing to 10 soon. We like to keep the community small. More plugins will be added as the majority begin to ask for them. We are very open, respectable and only want the very best for our members. For 1.7.9

Eustarria.game.nfoservers.com