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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9256 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
New Chunks Explored: | 200111 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 6119 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!