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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2547 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!