Minecraft SMP: /GYWB/ – Girls You Wanna Be

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – Girls You Wanna Be! This is the place where you can live out your wildest fantasies and be the girl of your dreams, or even Anon’s dreams if you’re feeling adventurous.

Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.

In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6182	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8603	Emeralds Found:	7075

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EvilCraftersUnite

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Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCorruptionEU

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Butt Plug City

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join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

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Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Animals Bred:	67
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1110	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ores Mined:	1819	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HurricaneMiltonEscape

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GameNostalgiaCraft

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Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Towns Built:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyDefenseMinister

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Robo Voice Realness

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1767
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

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Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	2018
Alien Abductions:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!