Minecraft SMP: Granny’s Titties – The Blockbuster Movie

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Welcome to Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with old actresses showing off their cleavage like never before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, here at Granny’s Titties, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing Minecraft with a twist.

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From fighting off hordes of zombie grannies to building giant titty statues, there’s never a dull moment on Granny’s Titties.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a titillating adventure that you won’t soon forget. Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP, where the fun never stops and the cleavage is always on display!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	80	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Items Found:	3828	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Star Shards Collected:	209	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4391	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	New Chunks Explored:	544104
Magic Items Found:	3274	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Items Found:	1748
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9128
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Potions Brewed:	93
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	355	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4435
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	244	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5219	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.